Author's Note: Hey guys! What's up? :D
So I wanted to try something a LITTLE different, step out of my boundaries you know? So... I came up with... this... XD I can't believe I typed this... but I hope it makes you laugh. x3
PLEASE BE AWARE: This is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously so please be nice! :p I know this is terrible! XD
Think of this as: This is What Not to do When You Write With An OC 101.
In Hyrule Field, the sun began to show itself in the eastern horizon. As the vast field bathed in the morning light, a lone figure stood and cast a shadow on the grass. The shadow belonged to a young lady, barely eighteen. Her knee length, velvety, voluminous, wavy brown hair shone like an antique violin in the light. The wind allowed her hair to be lifted slightly and theatrically but gently blown about, as if it were dusting the air. When the wind settled, her hair did too and had not caught a single tangle nor imperfection.
Her flawlessly sculpted face was so radiant that it appeared to glow and her turquoise eyes were so stunning and pure one would notice they glittered. When she blinked, her long eyelashes fluttered charmingly.
Her hands were soft and incredibly feminine and youthful. She wore simple rings on some of her fingers; Her nails were naturally shiny and smooth and her cuticles were amazingly perfect.
She had such a divine figure; the perfect amount of curves. She herself was so dainty and petite that her shape could be declared a miracle. It was so gorgeous that it would make the three Golden Goddesses look plain. Her skin was soft like silk and pearly. Her dress was white with not a single speck of dirt on it, sleeveless with a sweetheart neckline that showed just a tiny bit of cleavage. The straps crisscrossed on the back and the dress itself fitted at her waist showing just enough of her lovely back. The hem of the dress hung to the gap of her thighs and A-lined so that when the wind blew, the dress would very slightly dance with the wind. She also kept a white lace parasol on her at all times.
On her delicate, pretty feet she wore dress sandals with small heels that matched her dress. They had ribbons on the toes and ankles making her look even more feminine and sweet. Her toenails were painted light pink.
She stood in front of the sunlight, which fired off rays and bursts of light like fireworks in response to her presence.
"Hyrule… what a lovely place!"
She turned and saw Hyrule Castle town in the distance and began her trek there, she did not have a map but she knew where she was despite never been here before. She was that intelligent.
A variety of flowers sprouted and bloomed magically around her as she walked. She smiled graciously, admiring the attractive scent and sight of the flowers. She was so happy she decided to dance while walking, this instantly had a positive effect on her surroundings. Birds began to fly beside her, a dead tree that she passed suddenly became full of life with healthy leaves. It went from being the ugliest tree to the most beautiful. A branch that grew a peach stretched out to her. She carefully picked the peach and munched on it ladylike. Her white teeth were perfectly aligned and she felt the fuzz of the fruit tickle her full, pink lips.
"Delicious!"
And at last she reached Hyrule Castle Town.
Upon reaching the gates of the town, she could hear the hustle and bustle from the partially opened door.
"Oh my, it sounds incredibly busy… I hope I don't get lost." She anticipated, then she pushed the door a little further open and walked in.
The second she stepped foot inside, everyone stopped what they were doing and looked in her direction. The men were ogling at her with wide eyes and the women had an assortment of reactions. There were women visibly angry and jealous because their husbands or boyfriends were gazing at her, others looked really surprised, and some appeared insecure about their own looks.
Immediately she felt bashful, she took her white lace parasol and opened it up, hiding herself from the many stares and began walking with her head somewhat lowered. Despite this, people still were stunned by how beautiful she was and some flowers managed to push their way through the concrete wherever she walked.
She reminded herself, "Just find the shop and leave. Don't worry, it's easy!" She had always kept to herself and preferred to not socialize. The reason for this? Others would be so absorbed into her looks that her words would never be heard. Nobody would bother to listen because they would be so focused on her appearance. One particular attempt at socializing actually put her in danger and from that point on she did not want to feel vulnerable again. Alone, she felt safer but she was lonely and longed for companionship. It was an emotional tug-o-war. A single tear streamed down her flawless cheek. It glittered falling off her face and flew somewhat to the side from the wind.
She had drifted off into her thoughts thus didn't hear or see the galloping horse fast approaching her. Suddenly, she was harshly pounded by the steed. She hit the ground several feet away and her parasol went flying off into the sky. Luckily, she landed in a delicate flower, ladylike sitting position; but she threw her arms up over her head and faced the ground as if she were in a tornado shelter.
"Oh no! How embarrassing! Why me…?"
She didn't notice the rider and several guards both fighting to control the horse.
"Oh my goodness are you all right miss!?" The rider dismounted, allowing the horse to be restrained by the guards.
She peeked at who was speaking to her and couldn't believe her eyes, it was Princess Zelda. Fluster surged through her body and she got in a kneeling position, "Oh, your highness! I'm so sorry, I wasn't paying attention!"
The princess replied, "No, no, no. I'm the one who should be sorry. My horse just got out of control and I don't know what came over him… Are you hurt at all?"
She looked over herself, there wasn't a single mark on her, "No, I think I'm all right." Her dress was still clean without a tear, as she landed delicately.
Zelda sighed in relief, "Oh that's wonderful! I would have been mad at myself for a long time if I had injured you! Are you sure you're all right? Do you need anything?"
She looked at the Princess of Hyrule curiously. At this point, there was a huge crowd surrounding them and she could see the guards at the horse staring at her, completely still.
"What is your name? I don't believe I've seen you around here before." Zelda asked.
She hesitated, but answered shyly, "My… my name is… Marybelle Suesanna Serenity Harmony."
Zelda repeated it, "Marybelle Suesanna Serenity Harmony… what a lovely name."
Marybelle blushed at the compliment from the Princess, "It… It's nothing special…" She giggled nervously, "I know it's kind of a mouthful so… you can call me Mary Sue."
"Mary Sue… okay." Zelda smiled.
A guard approached the women and addressed Mary Sue, "Miss Mary Sue, you are by far the loveliest lady that this town had seen."
Because she no longer had her parasol, Mary Sue instead lowered her head to allow her luminous brown tresses to hide her blushing face.
Zelda comforted her, "You mustn't be ashamed Mary Sue, your beauty is truly magnificent. I think it's a blessing."
"It's… not as great as you would think…" Mary Sue mumbled, "Besides, I don't think I'm all that special. I'm just a person." She looked down at the flowers at her feet.
The princess put her hand on her shoulder, "I was returning to the castle for lunch, please join us."
"Wh-what!?" Mary Sue replied, "Oh no I couldn't… I don't want to cause any trouble."
"No, no, please, I insist. Consider it as my apology for running you over."
Mary Sue felt so grateful at the offer that THE Princess of Hyrule was giving her, humbly she accepted, "Okay, thank you very much Princess."
Zelda giggled, "Please, you may call me Zelda."
Mary Sue responded, "Yes, your highness… I mean… Zelda." She felt a little awkward still, but happy.
Author's Note: SHE'S SO DELICATE IT'S CRAZY! XD
I feel I should remind you again that this is a joke. Please don't take it seriously! :P
I hope this made you smile :D
I might continue this because I laughed while writing this x3. Can you blame me?
Later!