Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Kyuubi is called that because he has nine tails. It's not his actual name, of course, but the point still stands. He has nine large, rather fluffy, tails.
Now normally how fluffy his tails were would not be a problem. Most humans were old enough and smart enough to recognize him as something you did not want to make , given how those too young- or too dimwitted- to know better were generally kept away from him for their personal safety by those who did know better, it had never been a problem.
He hadn't counted on being stuck into a human infant. When that happened,despite knowing the depth of human cruelty, he had not been expecting the child to be put in a position to enter his mindscape- the deepest part of his psyche and finding him trapped behind the seal.
That's what brought him to this.
" Fluffy! Bed? ! " His host,a little blond haired blue eyed toddler with whiskers like marks on his cheeks, exclaimed loudly.
"What?" The Kyuubi grumbled, lifting his lips in a silent snarl to show his teeth.
"Bed!" The toddler exclaimed again,toddling forward as it walked up to the massive bijou and stuck his hand in its mouth.
The Kyuubi understandably recoiled. Before he could figure out what the child was talking about the toddler had, rather quickly for a child his age, to one of his massive tails. His host flopped onto the tail,squealing out "Bed! " even as his tiny hands gripped the luscious red fur.
"I am not a bed! " The Kyuubi roared, gently flicking his tail in an attempt to dislodge the child.
No luck. The toddler just squealed loudly and clung tighter laughing.
He sighed,resting his head on his paws as he resigned himself to his fate. It appeared this host was going to be annoying than the two previous. Not that he could blame his host- whoever had the job of watching over, caring for, and teaching him had clearly failed. Miserably.
"Uzumaki Naruto, eh? Looks like I'm stuck with you, brat."