Space Unicorn and Taco Cat were fangtastic friends. One night, in a heavy rainstorm, Taco Cat made Space Unicorn a mug of hot Cocoa, and proceeded to discuss their next adventure.
"I think we should go to Tokyo," suggested Space Unicorn.
"I was thinking the same thing," exclaimed Taco Cat.
"OMC, we're so in sync," Space Unicorn chimed.
"I know, we have the purrfect friendship," Taco Cat agreed.
Suddenly, almost too cliche, a giant Godzilla crashed through the roof.
"Oh no, what a catastrophe!" Taco Cat yelled through all the roaring. They jumped up- spilling their Cocoa in the process- and proceeded to run to safety.
"I'm gonna use my Marshmallow Laser!" Space Unicorn explained.
"How does this Marshmallow Laser work!?" Taco Cat questioned.
"It's a MARSHMALLOW LASER for pete's sake!"
"Who's Pete?"
"I'M JUST GONNA GO!" Space Unicorn bounded over to the Godzilla and blasted the Marshmallow Laser. Suddenly, the Godzilla screeched in a southern accent:
"Ow, that stings like dank memes on a Sunday morning!" Space Unicorn stopped blasting the lasers and said:
"What the what?"
"I think they said 'stings like cranky dreams on a Someday storming'?" Taco Cat suggested, while questioning to themselves if that made sense at all.
"W-what happened? All ah know is that I've been stung," Godzilla whined, sucking their thumb.
"I can't believe that actually worked, being marshmallows and all," Taco Cat muttered.
"Oh shush you. Now Mr… Ms… Godzilla? Why were you trying to kill us?" Space Unicorn lightly asked.
"I wasn't tryin' to kill ya, I accidentally stepped on a skateboard, and fell on your roof, sorry," explained Godzilla, "oh and I'm a Ms."
"How did you even step on a skateboard?" Taco Cat muttered in the distance. Space Unicorn just rolled their eyes and continued to take care of .
"Since we can't stay here for a while, want to go to Tokyo with us, ?"
"Oh, I'd be delighted," exclaimed , "oooh, getting deja vu here."
Space Unicorn and Taco Cat jumped onto Godzilla as she sunk into the ocean, and they headed to Tokyo.
The End