Disclaimer: I don't own God of War or any of the series. Wish I did but don't have the cash to do so….
Josh, 25 years old, had recently heard his parents were moving so he went back home to help them. As he was digging through the boxes in his parent's attic, he found an old game covered with dust and cobwebs. Wiping the cover, he saw it was God of War the video game. After he was done for the day, he took the game with him to his old room. Ever since he had gone to college, his parents had kept his room the way it was when he left. Josh then plugged in his old TV and PS2 and popped in the game disk.
After relearning Kratos' (the main character of the video game) move set, he had played through until the very end and found an Easter Egg in the form of a phone number. (A/N: If you look it up then you suck. At least work for it….)
Josh then dialed the number and heard nothing, thinking it was just an error he ended the call and went to sleep.
A few hours later a massive pillar of light slammed through the roof of his parent's house and teleported the now awake Josh into a throne room of immense size. And on the throne sat none other than the God of War himself: Kratos.
As Josh stood in front of the Ghost of Sparta, stunned and thinking this was a dream Josh looked up into the pale god's face as music started to play in the background. In a booming voice Kratos then began to speak to Josh. "By the gods you've done it! Somehow you've made your way here, to me…." "I offer you my congratulations….and my respect." "Together, we shall conquer the perils that lay before us and we shall always!... Kratos was suddenly interrupted by a stupid idiot. "Dude, dude, they found our Easter egg!" "Who are you...?" "It's me David Jaffe, I directed the game…" "What game?" Kratos said with narrowed eyes. "Your game, God of War." "Go away or I'll." "Dude, dude, don't you get it, this guy spent all that time breaking those statues, they must've taken forever. And then he figured out the whole secret code thing." "I do not know what you are talking about…" "We hid the secret pretty damn deep, huh Kratos. "If I kill you, I will get health orbs…." "Wait, if you got the secret from a magazine or the net, then you kinda actually suck. I mean work for it a bit right Kratos? Uh, can I call you Krate?" "No… Go away or I'll kill…" "Don't you hate it when they get the codes off the net, so lazy? Hey Krate, what are you so pale for?" "I am serious…" "You know up close you kinda look all pasty if you don't mind me saying so." Kratos started to get a pissed off look on his face as the red haired dumbass kept on talking.
"ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!" Josh was then treated to a sight that one can only see when playing as Kratos. "WAIT, WE GOTTA MAKE THE SEQUEEEEELLLLLLLL!" yelled Mr. Jaffe as his dismembered body was thrown out of a window. "HE WAS WORSE THAN A SCREECHING HARPY!" Kratos then cleared his throat and continued on with what he was saying before he was interrupted. "As I was saying, you have found the secret. You have done well! Congratulations mortal, we will meet again….."
Josh was then teleported back to the realm of mortals and was wearing a shit eating grin…..
Das Ende….