I was inspired by a piece that Little-Known-Artist drew on her tumblr of the inuparents... making out? Having some sort of rendezvous? In any case, the theme was very romantic and I couldn't help but think it might be sort of fun to try my hand at writing letters between them. It ended up being a little silly, but it was fun and I might do more of these in the future. Let me know what you think!
"My dearest, I think
Your gifts to me are too much
For one of my birth,
I hardly know what
You expect me to do with
So much finery!
Or is it simply
That you like to see me all
Dressed up, in your things?"
"Have you enjoyed them?
If they aren't meeting your needs
I'll find something else.
Don't play modest, love,
I know how you like to wear
Opulent clothing
It's fitting for you
Even though you pretend to
Have no interest."
"Are you accusing
Me of being coy with you?
I'm offended now!"
"That's exactly it!
You know you're no pinnacle
Of demurity,
So I don't see why
You insist on pretending
That you don't play coy!"
"Dearest, nobody
Told you, apparently, that
It's rude behavior,
To call a lady
Indelicate, suggesting,
That I don't have taste!
Really, you're a rake,
In every sense of the word,
You mononoke."
"Won't you calm down, pet?
I'm only trying to get
A rise out of you.
Well, in any case,
I do so love to see you
Dressed up in my gifts.
Although I'll admit,
I vastly prefer to see
Them pooled at your feet."
"I'm going to be
In more trouble than you can
Possibly fathom
If anyone finds
The things that you write to me
The shame would kill me!
All the more reason
For you to stop dallying
say it in person,
So that no one can
Track your words, only for me,
I would reward you…"
"I'm on my way."