12 days of Piracy
A Parody of "12 days of Christmas"
On the first day of Piracy, Jack Sparrow gave to me:
A Parlay and a Shrubbery
On the second day of Piracy, Jack Sparrow gave to me:
Two wooden eyes, and a Parlay and a Shrubbery
On the third day of Piracy, Jack Sparrow gave to me:
Three Red Coats, two wooden eyes, and a Parlay and a Shrubbery
On the fourth day of Piracy, Jack Sparrow gave to me:
Four gold medallions, three Red Coats, two wooden eyes, and a Parlay and a shrubbery
On the fifth day of Piracy, Jack Sparrow gave to me:
Five pretty boa-shiiiiiiips!!!!!!!!, four gold medallions, three Red Coats, two wooden eyes, and a Parlay and a shrubbery
On the sixth day of Piracy, Jack Sparrow gave to me:
Six long swords, five pretty boa-shiiiiiiips!!!!!!!!, four gold medallions, three Red Coats, two wooden eyes, and a Parlay and a shrubbery
On the seventh day of Piracy, Jack Sparrow gave to me:
Seven talking parrots, six long swords, five pretty boa-shiiiiiiips!!!!!!!!, four gold medallions, three Red Coats, two wooden eyes, and a Parlay and a shrubbery
On the eighth day of Piracy, Jack Sparrow gave to me:
Eight big hats, seven talking parrots, six long swords, five pretty boa-shiiiiiiips!!!!!!!!, four gold medallions, three Red Coats, two wooden eyes, and a Parlay and a shrubbery
On the ninth day of Piracy, Jack Sparrow gave to me:
Nine dead pirates, eight big hats, seven talking parrots, six long swords, five pretty boa-shiiiiiiips!!!!!!!!, four gold medallions, three Red Coats, two wooden eyes, and a Parlay and a shrubbery
On the tenth day of Piracy, Jack Sparrow gave to me:
Ten large guns, nine dead pirates, eight big hats, seven talking parrots, six long swords, five pretty boa-shiiiiiiips!!!!!!!!, four gold medallions, three Red Coats, two wooden eyes, and a Parlay and a shrubbery
On the eleventh day of Piracy, Jack Sparrow gave to me:
Eleven dogs with keys, ten large guns, nine dead pirates, eight big hats, seven talking parrots, six long swords, five pretty boa-shiiiiiiips!!!!!!!!, four gold medallions, three Red Coats, two wooden eyes, and a Parlay and a shrubbery
On the twelfth day of Piracy, Jack Sparrow gave to me:
Twelve Black Pearls, eleven dogs with keys, ten large guns, nine dead pirates, eight big hats, seven talking parrots, six long swords, five pretty boa-shiiiiiiips!!!!!!!!, four gold medallions, three Red Coats, two wooden eyes, and a Parlay and a shrubbery