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Isle #3
"Please Vegeta, just do this one thing for me!" Said a feverish Bulma.
"Shopping is a woman's job, I, a sayjiin prince will not be made a fool of."Vegeta said as he was undergoing gravity training. Bulma had been sick with the flu fo a few days and the fridge was empty. She had thought that he would somehow find some kindness in his heart to do this one simple favour for her.......but she had to take drastic measures.......
"Vegeta if you don't go shopping for me this ONE TIME, you will not get any *whispers in his ear* from me tonight or any other night for the rest of your pathetic sayjiin life!!!!" Bulma backed up from him to glance upon the astonished face that was Vegeta.
"You wouldn't." Vegeta said with a threatened look on his face. Bulma just stood there leaning on one foot with her arms crossed.
"Damn you woman, where's the fucking list!?Vegeta's ki raised as he awaited his wife to respond.
"Right here, sweetie," Bulma said as she pulled the list out of her pocket and handed it to her infuriated husband.
"You had it right in your pocket, what? Do you think I'm that weak, that I would give in that easily?! Bulma just stood there with an evil smirk on her face that read "I have you wrapped around my little finger"
"Do we eat all of this stuff?" Vegeta asked with a confused look on his face. "What's this?! YOU WANT ME TO BRING KAKARROT HOME!!!??????" Vegeta's ki raised even higher as he suddenly turned super sayjiin.
"Carrots, you stupid, stupid man, carrots." Bumla rolled her eyes watching the embarrassed man return to normal.
"How am I to know where everything is?" Vegeta glanced at this list, almost as if he had no clue how to read.
"Just look at the labels' honey, always look at the labels." Bulma said pretending he was a naive kindergarten. She then turned around, reached into her pocket and brought out a pair of keys.
"What are those?.........................NO WAY!!!!!!! There is no way I'm driving there, I'll fly!!!!!" Said Vegeta.
"You can't fly there, everyone will see you, do you want to risk that? He walked up to her, snatched the keys, and stormed out of the house. Can't be that hard? Right?
Vegeta stepped out side and glanced at the ugly pink car, rolled his eyes, and came forward. He opened the door when a strange perfume scent came out, he coughed and chocked and then realized that the scent was now on him.
"Blasted women and her damn perfume!" He sat into the car and stared. He had a key, but where would he put it? He looked ad looked but no luck. But then, what's this? He found a small little hole where the keys would fit in perfectly. Feeling all high and mighty, he put in the key.
"HOLY SHI!!!!!" And without any warning the air bags came out in a loud wild crash. He struggled and struggled, and finally punched a whole right through the air bag.
" What the hell was that?!" Vegeta sad there in disbelief at the fact that for once something had actually scared the holy moly crap out of him. Then he glanced at another hole and decided to give it another try. He closed his eyes hard and raised his ki ready to attack if something else popped out.
Meanwhile Bulma looked out the window, having it been ten minutes already and he still wasn't out of the driveway.
"Alright you bastard, lets do this, just you and me." Vegeta slowly stuck the key in the whole, turned and......................."HAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!.................He had done it.....the car.........was started...........It's gonna be a long, long, long.....................................................long.............long day.
See ya in the next chapter!!! ^_^
