Heero Gets Duo Pregnant
Akiko Chan, Sakura Valentine & Baka
Who knew Duo had a vagina on his back? Well, Heero sure did. Heero had sex with Duo's back. Yes, they had fun. The next day, Duo had an ultimate backache. Well, being gay and all, Heero forgot to use protection. They think Duo has a yeast infection. So they go to the doctor and they find out that he is pregnant. Duo and Heero are very happy from the news. But, they were worried because the doctor says that there might be complications.
It turns out that Ol' Heero had a STD. Duo gasps when he here's that he will have to have a seasection.
Heero cries "How did I get an STD?"
"It must have been when you gave Relena oral sex."
Heerp slaps his forehead.
"I knew I forgot something."
Relena found out about Duo and Heero. She becomes upset and kills herself. They find a new vice foreign minister. Then they became all happy and peachy.
They all have a 'Relena Died' party. Everyone at the party made fun of Duo being fat. Duo asks Heero when they should tell everyone. Heero is unsure but he thinks that they should announce it during dessert. Heero rubs Duo's back vagina to make him feel better. Duo likes to have his back massaged. Because it makes his vagina feel good.
During Dessert. While everyone is eating their dessert. Duo made the dessert. It was his own creation, called Strawberry Long Cake. There was a bunch of strawberries in the middle of the cake. It looks like a back vagina. In the middle of the strawberries is a twinkie sticking up right. While everyone is eating, Heero stands up, clears his throat and taps on his wine glass to get everyone's attention.
"Well, all of you seem to notice that Duo is fat. That is because he is pregnant."
Wufei vomits and has a nose bleed. Quatre starts clapping. Zechs throws a condom as Heero's head.
Treize says "Good job, you get a rose" and reaches into his pants and pulls a rose out of his anal hole.
Trowa gets up and says "Good job Duo!" in a super energetic voice and starts doing back flips.
Lady Une stans up and says "WOW! I have a back penis."
Treize smiles and puts his arm around her back.
"That's my girl" Treize lovingly kisses her forehead.
"It would be VERY honorable to be both sexes" Wufei says.
Zechs says "Woah, Lady Une could have sex with Duo's back vagina."
Heero stands up.
"No way, only I can have sex with Duo's back vagina!"
"Aww...C'mon He-chan. You can watch" Duo says.
"No Duo!"
"But...He-chan...Please???"
"No Duo!"
Duo pouts, making sad chibi eyes.
"Alright! Jesus God!"
"I wanna watch too!" Zechs says.
Treize and Une aren't listening... They're busy Suzanning in the closet.