Heyy ok so I am attempting an NCIS story. I will try very hard not to forget about my Bones one for people who have been reading that one. This will essentially be Tiva but might contain McAbby and maybe even JIBBS. Yes I am one of those people that still block the events of JD. *laa laa laa she isn't dead she isn't dead*

Disclaimer- I own nothing. Very sad.

Thanks to for her help in coming up with the title and the name Tony calls McGee.

Please enjoy and review.

Tony scrunched up a piece of scrap paper and took aim at the trashcan. It hit the rim but landed on the floor. Ziva, who had been watching, let out a small laugh. "Nice shot."

"I'd like to see you try," Tony challenged. Usually Ziva would turn down such challenges but they currently had no cases and she had completed all her overdue paper work. She grabbed a spare piece of paper scrunched it up and with little effort it landed in the trashcan.

"Haha."

"Fluke," Tony said crossing his arms and with a pout forming on his lips. Ziva took another piece of paper and swiftly threw it. Tony didn't want to be beaten so he took a piece, closed his eyes, and miraculously managed to get it in.

"Ha try that Zee-vah." Ziva closed her eyes and turned around so her back was to the trashcan. She threw the ball of paper, and it flew straight past the bin. Tony smiled, thinking she had missed, but it then ricocheted from the filing cabinet, to the desk and then came to land perfectly in the bin.

"Show off," Tony rolled his eyes in defeat. Ziva just smirked. Tony turned to face McGee's desk. "You turn Mc…Gone" McGee's desk was empty.

"Where did he sneak off to?" Ziva asked, just noticing his absence.

"Lets find out Zee-vah" Tony said smirking and getting up from his desk and running into the elevator. Ziva followed behind him.

"Where are we going?"

"Abby's" Ziva nodded smiling, whenever McGee had a spare moment he seemed to spend it with Abby. The elevator door dinged and opened. The two agents stepped out and silently crept to the door. Tony had his hand on the handle and was about to turn it when he heard Abby yelling.

"Tim… come on Tim, you can do it" followed by a loud scream. Tony and Ziva's eyes nearly bugged out of there sockets and they both firmly put there ears against the door.

"I love you so much Timmy" Ziva and Tony where frozen in place, until the door that they both leaned on was suddenly open. Tony lost his balance first and crashed to the floor, Ziva grabbed his arm in effort to stop him falling but was dragged over by his weight. They both layed sprawled on the ground.

"What where you to doing" Abby asked suspiciously. Before they could answer or disentangle there bodies Gibbs came into the lab holding a caff-pow. He glared at the two agents on the floor. They both quickly scrambled up from the ground.

"If you two are finished playing grab ass we have an undercover assignment."

"We were…just… and the door…and we" Tony was trying to explain what happened. Gibbs, just slapped him across the back of the head.

"Won't happen again Boss."

"Good."

"You said something about as having an undercover case yes?" Ziva asked.

"Not us, you." Gibbs said throwing a file in Ziva's general direction. Ziva easily caught it but was unable to say anything because Gibbs had disappeared from the lab, with Abby's caff-pow.

"He took my caff-pow" Abby pouted.

"Ill get you another one" McGee said sprinting out of the room. Tony rolled his eyes, McGee would do just about anything to be on Abby's good side. Tony and Abby glanced back at Ziva once McGee had gone. Ziva's mouth was hanging open in disbelief.

"What, is it?" Abby and Tony asked at the same time.

"I have to pretend to be a mother" she stuttered staring at them in shock. Tony grabbed the file from Ziva.

"Wow, Ziva's a mummy" Tony mocked. "and she couldn't keep the guy" he said laughing. Ziva grabbed the file from Tony and hit him over the head with it.

"Aw congratulations Ziva" Abby said pulling her into a hug.

"I cant look after a child on a undercover case, how could Gibbs put a child's life at risk" Ziva said bewildered.

"He must have his reasons" Tony said still smiling. McGee came back into the lab with Abby's caff-pow.

"Here you go Abby"

"Thank you Timmy" McGee grinned stupidly.

"Oh Abbs Gibbs wants you to create a Alias for Ziva, he said the relevant information is in the file."

"Sounds like fun" she grabbed the file from Ziva. She stared at the information for a moment and then began typing away on her computer. Ziva McGee and Tony moved closer so they could see what she was doing.

"Lilly Turner" Abby exclaimed.

"I refused to be called Lilly"

"Why Ziva it's such a pretty name"

"Do I look like a Lilly to you? Tony turned his head to the sighed, and then back again.

"Maybe if you where a pretty pink bow" McGee and Tony started to laugh at the thought of the mossad trained assassin wearing a pink bow. Ziva stepped forward until Tony was backed against the computer desk.

"If you say anything else I will gouge your eyes out with a spoon." She threatened.

"You wouldn't"

"Try me" Ziva moved even closer to Tony's face, and he gulped.

Let me know if you want me to continue and please review.