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UNI IS PERFECT

-story made by: Authoria – The Heart

-idea made by: Shana Sheavenby
(not a real account)

-made for: Bluebottlejr – The Mad God

Prologue

"Uni, what are you doing?"

Uni turned her head to the side to see her older sister Noire who was at the same time looking at her monitor of her laptop to see what she was doing. As much as Uni wanted to put the laptop away, it's already too late. She already saw what was not supposed to be seen by others.

"No-No Clichés Checklist? And what foolishness are you doing this time? You've been doing so many of these checklist lately." Noire commented.

"Heh, just don't mind my checklist because I'm not even minding your cosplay and your corny love letters, big sis." She answered back.

She continued to think something that will add to her list even if her sister is behind her. After a few moments, she looked back at her unfinished checklist. It was all about the clichés she had read in the most teen love stories. Because lately, she started to notice that her friends, including her big sister, had their love stories going on, so she can't help but wish she will be next. That's it, if she just wanted it to be something different. So she thought to make a list that was commonly happening in every stories, and that what she was going to avoid.

"Do you have a new checklist, Uni? Let me read it," Suddenly, her friend appeared beside her, it was K-Sha. She quickly looked closer to her laptop. "No-No Clichés Checklist?" K-Sha grinned while saying it out loud. "Sounds interesting. Why don't we bet if you will be able to check that list?"

Uni thought deeply. She was confident to achieve all the things in her checklist. "You'll give me your K-Sha's bag collections," She didn't even have to think and quickly said it. "And you, big sis, you'll let me read all your letters to Neptune… I mean the new ones." She already red her big sister's first set of letters when she still can't admit it.

"W-Why would I let you do that?" Her face turned instantly red.

"Because I said so."

"I won't."

"Fine. Just by me ten brand new nice black dresses." She grinned. They were rich so she didn't have a problem if she wanted to buy a package of dresses or more.

"Okay. But what is your bet then?"

She then tried to think of something to bet . But she was quickly interrupted by K-Sha. "You'll give me your guns display collection.'

"And you'll buy me all the books I want for three months. Deal?" Noire said.

"Deal," Uni was filled with confidence. She felt so excited about it.

'And she had no idea that that will start the life she wanted to avoid so much.' A woman who's wearing a French Maid outfit said as she shook her head and continued to wipe the table, watching the three girls minding their 'girl business'.

Chapter One

"Hey, Uni! If we're going to walk this so slow, we might've arrived in our classroom in the next day!"

Uni gave a glare to her friend K-Sha. She stopped walking. "Just be thankful that I'm not moonwalking. I'm just being cautious."

"I pray that you should because that kind of walk is faster than what you are doing. Maybe even Red might win to a race than you even if she had those huge melons."

Uni rolled her eyes. She was purposely walking so slow, like damn turtle or a snail. Uni was an eighteen-year-old third year college student taking up to BS Business Management at Saint Heart's Academy. In her semester, she also enrolled to a baking class that only happens once in a week. There were just a lot things that she wanted to do and one of those is baking. She also had a fun activity, and that is to write checklists.

She and her cousins really do have this weird habit towards writing something. If she loves to create checklist, her big sister loves to create love letters too. It started when she was creating a love letter for her 'forever girl', and that girl is Neptune. While Kei, one of her friends as well, was fond of writing her wishes and other thoughts in a leaf. She had no idea when did Kei started to do that. And she was sure that she was still doing it even now. K-Sha was writing her dramatic life on a wall in the corner. And Dengekiko kept a diary of ribbons. Uni couldn't help but laugh at Dengekiko's cute way of hiding her diary.

She was living in house where all of her friends, including Noire, was there when school is coming.

It was the first day of class. And because it is her first day, she does not want to happen the first line of her list that she called, "No-No Clichés Checklist." She really wanted to be late so that there will less people in the lobby when she walk. And if her problem is her teacher's first impression, the teacher will probably think that it is better to be late than absent.

"Urgh, I can't take this anymore!" K-Sha yelled and turned to C-Sha. "C-Sha! Help me!"

She was shocked when K-Sha and C-Sha held both of her arms. Next is that the two Shas dragged her shamelessly. The students in the lobby couldn't help but glance or look at them.

"What's up? It's embarrassing! Put me down, please?" She pleaded to C-Sha but she was deaf in her ears.

"Hello, K-Sha! I'm heavy... Or else the poise and heels of your brand new shoes are gonna worn out," She whispered to K-Sha who didn't even give her a glance. With Uni's condition, she could be worse than a criminal that was dragging towards her cell.

"Girls, your muscles will grow big if you let go of me. You're going to get ugly if you didn't let me go. Please?" She whispered again.

"No. We're going to drag you all the way 'til we reached your classroom so shut up," K-Sha answered.

"Er, I will start to walk properly now, promise!"

"We don't trust you!"

"Fine, I'll go moonwalking, you said it's faster," Uni joked.

"Just shut up there, Uni. You will only get free after we'd arrived in front of your classroom." The two are not her classmates but their classrooms are close to her's.

"Please?" She lifted her face and made a puppy dog eyes. It worked on them most of the time.

"No... way!" C-Sha suddenly stopped. "K-Sha, do you see what I see?" She said, her tone was singing, like a Christmas song. "Is he the one that was confine here in SHA?" She looks like she was on dazed as her eyes were locked in a certain direction. Uni thought she was the being talked to before she heard a 'he'.

"No way! You're right! I can feel that I can finally find love in this school year! Oh please, good Goddess! Just him is enough!" K-Sha subconsciously let go of Uni and dropped on her knees and started to pray. "No doubt, he's going to be popular here!"

Uni almost lost her balance. Good thing that she immediately leaned on the wall for support. "You really let me go, huh?" She said under her breath but she felt that they were not looking at her.

C-Sha nodded to agree with K-Sha's words. Uni can't help but be intrigued who are they talking to. But when she saw what her two friends is looking at, she started to panic. A tall and very good looking man was actually walking towards them.

'Oh no! You will NOT bump to him, Uni. That's cliché!' She looks stupid talking to herself before noticing that the lobby was quite spacious. Before the unknown, good looking guy could go near she quickly buried her back on the wall further. She closed her eyes so that she wouldn't see that handsome face. 'Goddess, just tap me if he's gone in the area, please.'

"Look at her, what are you doing, Uni?" K-Sha asked because she was confused at what her friend is doing and wordlessly pulled Uni next to her. "You have to open your eyes for you to see that wonderful guy."

But she didn't listen. She kept her eyes closed. Then she felt a push on her back. She had to take a few steps due to how strong the push was. And when she opened her eyes she was about to bump the handsome guy when somebody else bumped on her! "Oops! It should be that cool guy!"

'You're going to pay for this, K-Sha!' Uni shouted within her mind.

She cannot open her eyes for a moment. She just actually bumped with someone! What's worse was that the impact was so strong causing her butt to land on the floor. She could also feel someone on top of her. Damn it!

"Hey! Come near here or else you'll have to take my fist you ugly bullies! Why are you chasing him? Why don't you all just go and study so that your parents had a reason to help you all?" She heard a strong voice of C-Sha while scolding someone. Next thing she heard was several footsteps running away.

"Uni, you okay?" A worried voice was asked by her friend. Looks like whoever bumped her finally stood up.

She opened her eyes and she got relived by what she saw. The guy standing in front of her wasn't handsome. He was wearing a pair of thick eyeglasses covering almost half of his face made him look nerdy, those blue eyes are nice if only the eyeglasses weren't blocking them, that messy brown hair that Uni couldn't help but imagine that he came from a prehistoric people. So it's impossible that he'll be the hero of her love in her story. Because number one, she hates nerds. Number two, she had always hated those thick glasses. And number three, her beauty would not be fair if the person in front of her is going to be her boyfriend.

"Yes, I'm okay." She said calmly and carefully stand up on her feet and dusted away some dust. "And thanks to you," She said smiling while looking at the nerd guy.

The nerd guy only furrowed his eyebrows, confused as to why would she thanked him. "I'm really sorry to what happened. You should not be thanking me since I'm the one who caused you trouble."

Goddess is truly fair, even if he isn't bless with a good appearance, he was given a good accent. Uni was grinning at the back of her mind.

"Eh, yes you're right to what you've heard from me. Thank you very much because you saved my life. And I hoped this will be our last meeting, okay? Goodbye!" She faked a smile and walked out slowly. For her, the extras in her love stories are given with small exposure.

When she finally arrived to her classroom, she immediately brought out her notebook from her bag and flipped the pages at the back where her latest checklist is. She marked a nig "X" on the first item. "No bumping with a handsome guy in the first day. Only nerd," She wrote on it after item number one. She even write a smiley face.

"Hi! You sure don't want to see me, but I'm quite surprised. We're classmates."

She stopped to what she was doing. She turned to the owner of the voice. "Why are you here?" In all of students, this nerd had to be her classmate.

"Didn't I told you? We're classmates or blockmates rather."

"No can do. I don't want to see you again!" She sounds so hysterical when she said those.

His forehead knotted. "And why not?"

"Because I don't want to! They cannot be the prospect hero of my love story. You get it? I need to avoid you all!" She bluntly stated.

"Seriously? That's a bit harsh."

"I know. So, you will need to disappear, okay. Now." She suddenly paused. "Wait a minute, why am I even talking to you?"

"Er, I don't know."

"Can you stop talking to me?"

"Okay?"

"And also please disappear already." She made a stupid request.

"I can't do that."

"Why not?"

"Because I am not a dream that will only disappear once you wake up. Sorry for bothering you. I didn't know that I had a classmate that had something in her mind."

"What-"

She didn't even continue her words when he turned his back to her and started walking away from her. She only followed him with her glaring and angry eyes. 'How dare that nerd!' Is what she heard is true that she had something in her head? She wanted have a piece of him but no. She must be chill. Nerds are not allowed in her story. And also the 'the more you hate, the more you love' thingy is already too common.

"Hi, Mars! Will you be my study buddy?"

Her attention shifted to her girl classmate to see the girl making a cute face in front of the nerd. 'Study buddy her face!'

"Isn't Mars so cute? If he's only not wearing those eyeglasses, for sure the whole schoolgirls will chase her." One the girls giggled out.

"He's already getting himself chased by the girls even if he is wearing eyeglass, I wonder if he didn't, who knows what will happen?"

Uni can't believe at the comments she was hearing. That nerd? Handsome? Where part of his face is handsome? She again rolled her eyes and looked back at her checklist. She added another word from the finished item. "Ugly nerd," She whispered to herself. 'Unbelievable!'

"Hey, the two will be fine right?"

A butler asked as he sat on his seat. His hands clasped together. Then a cup of warm tea was placed before him. "Thank you."

"Your welcome, Bottle."

The woman with the same maid said as she sat on the opposite chair. "Do not fret about them, Shana will take care of them, believe me."

"I'll cling to that word, AXS."

The maid, known as AXS, smiled. "Let us see what's she had in store for us, hm?"

Hello guys and gals!

This is a new story which is similar to the 'Chasing Neptune' one. But this story wasn't entirely my idea, it was idea made by Shana.

While I'm not thrilled, I help Shana to create this story. Hopefully you readers will like this idea of hers. It was also a gift for my friend Author Bluebottlejr - The Mad God.

Oh, if any of you asking what's going on with my main story, the Multidimension, I'm currently in a hiatus due to lack of motivation.

And see you later for the next chapter!

~A