DONKEY KONG AND THE QUEST FOR THE GOLDEN VAGINA TREE
A tale of epic proportions, a legendary tree, a duo of heroes, a hidden force of evil, welcome readers:
"Uh e uh e uh e u euh!" screamed donkeykong swinging on the vine while jacking off naked. Ditty also decided to join in, and swing from a vine as they bashed boners until theyre boner turned into a 2-day old hotdog like object. Donkey Kong spotted a black persons vagina in the forest, that's when he discovered a map, it showed a golden vagina tree, he said "Ditty we could be rich dog, who doesn't like vaginas, and who doesn't like gold. All of the sudden a huge silver penis flew out of the ground and started charging at donkey kong, he ducked down as it whizzed past him, literally, it was pissing at the same time. It kept turning around and pissing all over dk and ditty until dk had an idea. He pulled the rubber like object out of the wrapper and tied irt around two tries. "See diddy, it pays to get XXL, oh wait I forgot, you don't have a real penis:. "Wait what!". "Yeah, you see when you were a kid I was so hungry at you're your fucking penis and pissed all over it after I shat it out." "Why would you do that!" "Because I love you, than dk came to ditty, literally. Not noticing the silver penis was trapped in his condom contraption. Than they advanced through the forest, and were eating and raping eachother simutaneously on the way there. Than bowsers giant penis hit them in the face, but than bowser realized that they were gay just like him, and they had a 3-some. All of the sudden a voice spoke from the heavens "Now you the true spirit of brotherhood, the vagina tree is yours". The tree popped out of the ground, it was like a masterpiece decorated with various vaginal objects. "Ditdy, the tree is ours, spoke DK!". "Wait", said bowser "I should get part of it too", than bowser began gasping for air. "That's right bowser, you drank poisonous cum, good job didty." Diddy and Donkeykong turned straight after they saw the vagina tree, the curse was over. "Thank god", said Ditddtty the toxic cum that once reigned in his robotic penis was gone, and now it was filled with heavenly golden cum, the vagina tree would always remain part of their lives. Everyone as a bit of vagina tree in them, whether they like it or not, we all have something to learn from this story. "God bless!" said dittdy, "God Bless all of us!"