Disclaimer: I do not own any part of the Harry Potter universe which belongs to J. K. Rowling. I also do not own any part of the 'Blitzkrieg Bop' by the Ramones (the tune of which was going through my head when I wrote this).
They're floating to the castle.
They're going to be wizards.
They're going to learn magic.
In Ol' Hogwarts.
They may see Harry Potter.
They'll run from potion master.
They'll turn into another (If only for an hour)
In Ol' Hogwarts.
They'll try to find the sni-itch.
Flying on the quidditch pi-itch.
They'll run into a bludger.
At Ol' Hogwarts.
They'll be afraid of a name.
A wizard who is quite insane.
Tho Harry Potter will prevail.
At Ol' Hogwarts.
He'll look into the mirror.
Trying to see clearer.
And save the stone from Voldie.
At Ol' Hogwarts.