So I had this idea ages ago. It is girlfriend by Alril Lavigne BUT I switched it up a little, so this is how Jacob sings it to Bella. oneshot

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There was a knock at the window. Thinking it was Edward, I opened it. It was Jake. He pulled out a boom box and pressed play. A song started and he started singing

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your boyfriend

Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me
No way, no way, you know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your boyfriend

You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious
I think about you all the time, you're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?
Alright, alright, alright

Don't pretend, I think you know I'm hottie
And so yeah, I'm not a hey, hey nottie
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
I'm right, I'm right, I'm right

he's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everybody's talking about

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your boyfriend

Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me
No way, no way, you know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your boyfriend

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
And again and again and again

So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear
Better yet, make your boyfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say his name ever again
And again and again and again

Cause he's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everybody's talking about

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your boyfriend

Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me
No way, no way, you know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your boyfriend

Oh, in a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Woo, 'cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
Hey, she's so stupid, just what were you thinking?

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, just what were you thinking?

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend
No way, no way

Hey, hey, I know that you like me
No way, no way, you know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, I want to be your girlfriend
No way, no way, no way, no way

I uncovered my ears. He was a horrid singer! I yelled at him to shut up, he was a shithouse singer, and he did because I swore which I hardly ever do. At that moment Edward came in. he heard everything. He punched Jake in the face. Jake just gave him a dirty look and the finger and jumped out the window. 'oh my god Edward, that was so creepy' he just smiled

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