The drink flows freely and Harley has never been good at sitting still. Rules were made to be broken, after all. A one shot.

She is the sweetest, deadliest piece of candy you ever did see. She comes bouncing in like a nightmare and sounds as sweet like the cherry on top of a hot fudge Sunday. Its just a regular date night for the King and Queen of Gotham city. * I don't own the characters, this is just a piece of my imagination.

This is a fan fiction in protest against the wasted potential that was Slipknot (The character in suicide squad, not the American heavy metal band). The power to "climb anything" is actually remarkably unique if you think about it. Also yes, I'm quite aware this isn't very funny.

All Estelle wants is to raise her younger sister properly. Of course that's a pretty hard thing to do given her metahuman status. Her life gets even more complicated when she's asked to help assist Rick Flag with Task Force X. Now she has to deal with a group of criminals and a certain former psychiatrist, who for some reason wants to be her BFF. Could her life get any more weird?

After the battle, there had been countless medical check-ups, debriefings and consults from scientists. But they were fine. Doctor June Moon and Colonel Rick Flag. They were fine. No lasting damage. None whatsoever. Really.

Camellia Lamentia is the 16 year old daughter of Poison Ivy. What happens when Ivy kills the girls father then leaves Camellia to take the blame and deal with the bat? She gets sent to arkham of course! It is there that she gets put on the suicide squad. Now the teen adventures with a crew of super villains on a suicide squad to save the world. What kind of bonds will she form?

"She had to get out. She needed to get out. The walls were closing in around her, and she couldn't do a thing to stop them. In the dark of the night, she could barely see anything, let alone make out enough to calm herself down." Just a short little oneshot about what might happen if Harley was scared of the dark. Harley Quinn and Joker FanFic

Just what I think were the Jokers thoughts while Harley was away and noone knew where she was (Suicide Squad)

Living in Family that adopted her - to fix her again? No Option for Celine Juliet Tesson better known as Crazy little Girl. But nobody cares about her opinion and so she have to deal with the new situation and work on a plan, to break out her friend Harley from Belle Reve - could not be so difficult right?

Dani Duher, smuggler and merc of the great city of Gotham, has never met anyone stupid enough to mess her little family... until Amanda Walker comes in to give her a run for her money.

The Suicide Squad get released from prison for the holidays. Joker tries to balance being both an evil criminal and a good boyfriend.

AU. Is it possible that the lead singer of the hottest band of Gotham City has a new girl? So who is this mystery woman who may have snagged the attention of the lucrative bachelor?

Name: Helen Killmer Aka: Helki Summary: Sensory/emotion manipulation meta-human.

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The Joker and Harley Quinn Unexpectedly find their daughter and found out that she's a clean state. They tend to take her sanity and turn her into who she really is. The Clown Prince of Crime's Daughter. A/N: Zara Ace is played by Sabrina Carpenter

Batman had many fears...the Joker pro-creating was one of them.

"Would you...live for me?" Harley Quinn pays a visit to the chemical processing plant. She reflects on the 'death' of Harleen Quinzel, former psychiatrist and birth of Harley Quinn, Clown Princess of Crime.

Bugs Bunny with a Kalashnikov.

After being rescued from prison, a startling dream awakens Harley Quinn, who fears her old demons maybe be coming back to haunt her. She wishes someone could make it all disappear, but sometimes you have to save yourself. (Warning: themes of abuse and past trauma) (Optional: listen to "All Around Me" by Flyleaf, and "Hanging On" by Ellie Goulding)

A reinterpretation/elaboration of the club and chase scene with the Joker and Harley Quinn, because honestly that scene needed help. (Optional: listen to "Every Day" by Kamandi and "Flexin'" by Wizard in the beginning, and "Game Over" by Martin Garrix and "Setting Fires" (Vanic Remix) by The Chainsmokers when the action picks up)

A short confrontation between the Joker and Batman, pondering justice, life's questions, and the Joker's humanity. A cute twist as well. I wrote this when the movie first came out, which inspired it but it also has elements from the Arkham games. Just a little idea I wanted to play around with and share with you guys. (Optional: listen to "I Found" by Amber Run)

What happens when a deranged criminal falls into obsession with his young and impressionable psychiatrist? Pain, passion and death ensues as the King of Gotham City discovers his Queen at the mad house. A Joker/Harley Quinn origin story. AU.

His head quickly shot up, and he instinctively raised his pistol, ready to fire at the first thing he saw. He relaxed a little when he realized that the opposing threat was only that of one of his henchmen; Johnny Frost. Briefly glosses over The Joker & Frost's friendship during a scene in the film. Title and summary subject to change.

In order to cope with Harley's absence, The Joker resorts to sorting through her old clothes and trinkets. JokerXHarley. Title and summary subject to change.

How did I go from being his Doctor at Arkham to his bodyguard with his Queen as my best friend? It happens when you're a metahuman on the run. My only Frosty rock in this crazy adventure happens to be in the same boat as me. A boat in the hands of Gotham's most notorious gangster. Starts off at Arkham before following the story of Suicide Squad and continues afterwards. OC/notsure