Disclaimer: I own neither the character Gehn nor the song "The Candyman Can." Gehn belongs to Cyan and "The Candyman Can" belongs to... whatever company produced the old Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Author's note: My brother and I came up for the idea for this song while we were involved in a stage production of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. We had to sing the song "The Candyman Can" so many times that our brains suffered severe, irreversable damage from the sheer overload of sugary goodness. This song parody is best enjoyed if you, too, have ever been forced to sing "The Candyman Can."
The Gehndyman Can!
Who can take a blank book
Sprinkle it with ink
Copy down some phrases and create an unstable link?
The Gehndyman!
The Gehndyman can 'cause he mixes up his words
And makes his worlds go bad
Who can take a people
Wrap 'em in a lie
Convince them he's a god and make them worship till they die?
The Gehndyman!
The Gehndyman can 'cause he mixes up his words
And makes his worlds go bad
Gehn the Writer makes
Every Age he bakes
Full of nasty contradictions.
Talk about your megalomaniacal fictions-
He's even got ytram-pipe addictions
Who can take an island
Break it into five
Spend years of fruitless searching but never find the Rebel Hive?
The Gehndyman!
Gehn the Writer can
The Gehndyman can 'cause he mixes up his words
And makes his worlds go bad
And his worlds go bad
Because the Gehndyman is a caaaaaad!