in the distant fututre of 2012, a man by the nayme of gordon freemen knew that some dude was doing a bad thing and it was illegal
gordon was like "k" and got phone call from the president of space, the spaceident was like "ayy lmao ill give you my illegal meme folder
if you kill this dude lmao" and fordon new that he neded the memes. "gororodon i need you to kill the ultimate meme master and get
the password for the naval intellegence of meems. his name is shia labeouf" and gordon decided ok. then he put on his HIV suit, and
helemt, he put sunglasses on the helmet and his cool meter was full. he got on tri sycle and rode at the speed of sound to the meme lair.
he went into steealth mode and put on a nother pair of sunglasses. he pulled out his intervention 420 seelinced sneeper rifel and kill the gaurds
who were wearing meme shirts and fedoras. gordon was like "ITS OVAH" and drop kicked the door open. there he found a stair casse and
he went up it. three months later he reached the top and was at the moon. he put in the password to the door to the moon he knew because
of plot and went in. there he found shia and his gaurds john cena and john cena but wearing orange. the orange cena went to suplex gordon
and broke his shades. his cool meter was zero and lost his powers. he got rekt by orange cena and died. in the ghost life he met the ultimate
meme-er, his name was "xXShadow_HunterXx" and he was edgy. he wore a golden trench coat and fedora with diamond studs.
he said "gordon, you suck" and gordon was cried. the meme master said "dont worry i can make ur cool meter go to max." gordon was
said "how" and the meme master told him to channel his inner memes. he looked inside himself and saw the original memes and rage comics.
he cringed in embarrassment. we all did. but his cool meter was 101/100 percent was it is. yeah. gordon knew with his power he could stop
shia and his plans to destroy the world with his shitty memes from 2009. gordon then channeld the newest dankest memes and his cool
meter went to 0 because memes arent cool and the meme master was like wow plot line. and gordon realized memes werent cool and his
super duper real cool meter was at 420 percent. he got break proof shades and put them on over his helmet. they were welded on his helmet
and his helmet was wleded on his face. his HIV suit then got cooler too and put pot leaves and 420 written on it and it turned green intead
of orange. he was revived and showed up infront of orange cena and the orange cena punched him. apon the punch orange cena turned into
fun dip powder. john cena drop kicked gordon but it didnt do anything. gordon got his crowbar and smashed his face in for like 20 minutes and
everyone was uncomfortable. then the crowbar also got cooler and turend unto lightsaber crowbar. shia got his meme axe and they hit
gordon freeway. he was at 1 hp because he didnt get shields what an idiot. then suddeny freddy autism bear showed up and gave shia autism
and clouded his mind and fighting spirit. then the autism was too strong for the bear and it exploded. gordon was still bleeding out or whatever
and even though shia was autistic now, he could still kill gordon. then the wound up his swing BUT WAIT IT WAS BLOCKED. then shia was like
"FUCK" and then out of the shadows it was goku. goku was like "hi" and healed gordon then just kinda left without saying goodbye? mayeb
he was in a bad mood i donnt kno. then gordon was like "fuck you" and body slammed shia into the sun. he got the meme password and
kill the president of space and stole the meme folder even though he would of given it to him anyway. now gordon was not only in possesion
of the best memes and became the meme gaurdian, he was alos the president of space. everyone hated him. and then he killed donald trump
and everyone loved him the end.