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Here's another filk. It is about Kolobos, who belongs to VOID99. Good news--neither of them will be mocked in this piece. This fan fiction, since it is a song, is not quite grammatically correct.
Demon of Turo
(To the tune of "Werewolves of London")
I saw a demon who had sharp hooks on his three arms
Locked up from everyone else inside a room
He was waiting for someone who would play his games
Whoever did would later on meet their doom
Heigh-ho; demon of Turo
Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho; demon of Turo
Heigh-ho
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If you go take a walk and then you see his door
Better not go inside
That demon butchered some experiments late last night
Made it look like suicide
Heigh-ho; demon of Turo
Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho; demon of Turo
Heigh-ho
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(Piano and electric-guitar duet)
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He's the gray, hook-handed one
Who thinks murdering is fun
For this use he never was intended
You'd better leave alone that guy
Or he's sure to make you die
And he'll make your dreams demented
Heigh-ho; demon of Turo
Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho; demon of Turo
Heigh-ho
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Well, I saw an experiment bleed from the heart
He met the demon of Turo
I saw an experiment's eyes were filled with pain
He met the demon of Turo
Then I saw the demon, and there he was was walking down my own street
I hid in shadows
Yeah
Heigh-ho
Demon of Turo
Nightmare
Heigh-ho
Demon of Turo
Heigh-ho