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It's an
Ab
solutely
Fab
ulous day
Darling
Let's get stoned Pats
Sip Bollinger Sweetie
Get an intimate piercing
And a Tattoo
Then do lunch
And schmooze
Snort coke
And smoke
See the truth is
Darling
I'm chanting as we speak
And Sweetie
Darling
We could mosey down Bond Street
A little sniff around Gucci
Sidle up to Ralph Lauren
Pass through Browns
And on to Quags
For a light lunch
Talk sex Darling
Drugs
Rock n' Roll
Fabulous idea Sweetie