[Wolf meets Fox outside an office door]
Wolf: Hello, Fox.
Fox: 'sup?
Wolf: Any idea why Master Hand wants to see us?
Fox: Not a clue.
[They go inside]
Master Hand: Hello, boys.
Wolf: Good morning, Master Hand.
Fox: Whattup Handman!
Wolf: Fox, don't be rude!
Fox: Shut-up, Wolf. Me and Hand are cool.
Master Hand: You know it.
[He curls into a fist, which Fox pounds. He ignores Wolf.]
Master Hand: How's the leg, Fox?
Fox: Still broken.
Master Hand: Yeah? Tell you what, once we're done here, head down to the infirmary for a Life Mushroom?
Wolf: Woah, how come I didn't get a Life Mushroom when both my arms got broken last year?
Master Hand: Shut-up, Wolf. Nobody likes a complainer.
Fox: So what's the go, Bosshand?
Master: Look boys, I know you're fresh off Super Smash Smackdown, but I've got another job for you.
Fox: What kind of job?
Master Hand: Word is the bigwigs upstairs are looking for a pair of commentators for a new fic, and since you guys were such a smash in your last gig, I've put you forward. It's a tourney similar to Smackdown, between the famous people both real and fictional of that particular dimension.
Wolf: And they just want us to watch the matches and narrate what happens?
Hand: Bingo baby-cakes.
[Fox and Wolf exchange looks]
Fox: Well gee, boss, it's tempting...
Wolf:... but we kinda have other plans...
Hand: Yeeeeeah...you actually don't have a choice...
Wolf: Huh?
Fox: Woah, hold on now...
[Master Hand snaps his fingers, summoning a portal and shoves Fox and Wolf towards it]
Hand: You kids have fun now and stay safe, buh-bye!
Wolf: No don't-
Fox: Oh you-
[They pass through and the portal seals up behind them. The worm tunnel is psychedelic as funk and the furry friends trip major balls as they tunnel through the very fabric of time and space itself until they emerge blinking and dizzy out the other side.[
Wolf: I BEG YOU!
Fox:...son of a...hey we're hear!
[They look around, seeing that they are in the commentators box of a colossal stadium, jam-packed with spectators, cameras, the works. Unseen hands press a script into both their hands.]
Voice: And we're live in three...two...one...go!
Fox: Uh...ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Omniverse Arena! I'm Fox McCloud...
Wolf: And I'm Wolf O'Donnell, and you're watching...
Both: SUPER. CELEBRITY. SLUGFEEEEEEEEEEEST!
Fox: We'll be right back after these messages.