Harry woke up with a new realization. He was not in his bed at all. He was actually floating above in the spirit world, and he was old! Realizing his past life, he vowed he must always protect his son. And so he went, BACK TO THE FUTURE, to do battle with his sons old best friend of whom they had no memory of each other.
He went to do final battle with Voldemort, but no one is interested in awesome battle scenes, so we will instead describe this as a battle of minds.
Harry's mind lunged in, attempting to attack Voldemort, but Voldemort parried.
Harry went in again but to no avail.
After an intense and really awesome battle scene Hermione ran up and yelled "STOP" in a very manly voice
And transformed into Rons dad!
Ron yelled, "Dad?! Your a transvestite?"
With that, Voldemort swirled on his heel, breaking the mind fight and zapped Rons dad with a bright flash of pink.
His dad was now gay.
Voldemort yelled "AHA! Yes now I finally have you my brother!"
Because Voldemort was ACTUALLY RONS UNCLE.
Harry transformed and Dumbledore had a heartattack
When he saw the horror of his old father who happened to have been HORRIBLY BURNED in an accident so he was abit disfigured.
The battle continued, with Ron and his dad making out in the corner
(Insert sex scene, which has been edited out due to keeping this rating down.)
SUDDENLY. Harrydumbledoresefatherguy called his pikachu!
Who was brutally murdered seconds later
"Shit, that didnt work at all."
Voldemort launched a gaybolt at harry, which harry quickly dodged.
Finally, in a final desperate stab at sanity, the readers used the spell Ñír-pa-šag-líl.
AND Obsidian spears STABBED UP from the ground and RAMMED in through everyones rectums up through their mouths
Rons dad enjoyed it.
THE END.
Note: The end spell has been ripped off, however, everything else that occurs in this story ACTUALLY HAPPENED. Minus the pikachu thing.