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THE WAFFLE THAT WANTED TO BE A PANCAKE

Once upon a time in a really screwed up land where food was alive, there was a little waffle. This waffle's name was Vegeta. Vegeta was the PRINCE of all waffles. His life was going ok, because he was soooo much awesomer than everyone else in the land, being a prince and all. Until, one day, he met a large pancake named Kakarot. Kakarot thought he was so much better than Vegeta because he was a pancake and Vegeta was a lowly waffle. Vegeta, used to being the coolest most awesome um… food around…was thoroughly pissed off at Kakarot's supposed "superiority". And so, Vegeta vowed to prove one day, that he was better (and much more awesomer) than Kakarot.

Anyways, one day, a new theme park opened in Veggieville. It was called : Pancake land, and only pancakes were allowed in. It was said that non-pancakians couldn't even see Pancake Land because their puny minds just couldn't handle all that awesomeness. Well, Vegeta heard about Pancake Land when Kakarot came over to brag. Vegeta was so mad that he tried to blow up Pancake Land several times and tried to sneak in … even more times. But none of Vegeta's waffly plans would work! He needed a pancake mind to be able to think of something evil and devious enough to destroy Pancake Land.

Soon, Vegeta found the answer. He would find a way to turn himself into a pancake! Then he would be BETTER than KAKAROT and he would be able to think up an EVIL and DEVIOUS plan with which he would DESTROY Pancake Land! The only problem was how exactly he would go about turning himself into a pancake. Only the most awesome of waffles managed to do it, but he, the mighty PRINCE of the waffles should have no problems! Right? … Right?

Well, Vegeta did indeed have … difficulties. No matter how hard he tried, he just could not get awesome enough to be a pancake. Vegeta tried focusing on how much he hated Kakarot, how he was just a third class waffle born pancake. But it seemed that nothing could help Vegeta achieve his goal.

Finally, Vegeta was so incredibly desperate that he asked someone for help. He asked the great wizard, Shenron, to grant his wish to become a pancake. Shenron wasn't very…inclined to help Vegeta, but after a few pieces of green paper, some yelling, and many, many threats of bodily harm, Shenron finally agreed to turn Vegeta into a pancake!

And so, with his newfound pancake powers, Vegeta became the prince of both waffles AND pancakes, beat the living shit out of Kakarot, and took over the entire food world. And he ruled it with an iron fist for years and years and years and years. With that clown Kakarot as his court jester.

THE END

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