Okay, so in German class, we're doing a unit on sports. So, we had to write a dialogue between two people using set phrases, words, and verbs. My friend and I are both phantom phans, and wrote a dialogue between Erik and Raoul. She's Erik, and I'm Raoul. We are aware that it is really weird to have Erik and Raoul talk about sports, but we figured that it would pass. Hopefully our teacher wouldn't get angry at us for using Raoul, because Erik is a German name, but Raoul most certainly is not.
Disclaimer: We most certainly do not own the genius that is Phantom of the Opera. Neither of us is that awesome.
But enough. Here is our dialogue. Translated!
Erik: I hate you.
Raoul: That wasn't very nice.
Erik: I'm sorry.
Raoul: It's okay.
Erik: *picks up ball* Look out! *throws it at Raoul's head*
Raoul: My head hurts! The ball was hard!
Erik: I cheer at your pain.
Raoul: Of course.
Erik: Let's go to the stadium!
Raoul: Do you want to go?
Erik: What do you think?
Raoul: I must get some air.
Erik: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Raoul: Why did you scream!?
Erik: I don't know.
*pause*
Raoul: We will see fans at the stadium.
Erik: I like spectators.
Raoul: I like only people.
Erik: I am the red team!
Raoul: I am the blue team!
Erik: My goalie is me!
Raoul: I own the goal…AND the soccer field.
Erik: I will win.
Raoul: I will shoot many goals.
Erik: The game begins!
Yeah. A little short thing, about sports. Don't even ask why I bothered posting it, just drop me a line. It happens way too often, you guys read it but don't review. Why?