Flame-chi presents her attempt at….Ways to screw with Walmart-a Hogan Father Daughter day(As requested by Hanyou Mage)

It was an ordinary day for the Walmart of New Domino. Shoppers milled about and employees waited to help were a calm no one was bothered when they walked in. A father and his daughter,both with spiky orange hair and equally mischievous smiles. They had plans and nothing was going to stop them.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

I….AM….NINGA!

Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."

Now no one was feeling safe to enter the toy aisle ….Especially when said aisle now had a Justin Bieber doll, not just Barbie, standing in the center

While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious debate

Maya had lost said debate with the air by the time security came.

When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

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Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it

People stared but only stopped when Crow told them he hardly got out much. One even gave him an umbrella. This continued until security showed up.

Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men

Actually, it was G.I Joes&X-men VS the possessed Barbie and Bieber dolls

Bike jousting with foam swords.

Crow on one end, Maya on the other. When they collided, they collapsed. But laughed their butts off

Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles

Teddy bear,pillow, pencil box,candy bar,gummy worms….security guard's toupee…

Ride the electric cars for little kids around.

It was by NOW Security was pissed. This was getting out of hand. However, the two were excellent drivers so they had to resort to drastic measures. Shoppers both freaked and laughed as a high-speed chase zoomed past them, the Hogans in a bright yellow jeep leading and the five guards in normal cars, like a taxi and a sportscar

They were finally caught near Houseware

Lol,I was laughing myself as I wrote this. Hoped you enjoyed