Author's Note: I don't own Twilight. Please R and R!
1. You get excited when there's a new moon.
2. You were happy when you could connect your name to Twilight.
3. Most of your internet handles/passwords involve Twilight.
4. You'll only name your dog Jacob (or after another pack member).
5. You connect EVERYTHING to the saga somehow.
6. You'd rather be called cold.
7. You love being pale.
8. All your scars are from vampire bites.
9. If you trip, you hope Edward catches you.
10. You're naming all your kids after Twilight characters.
11. You don't hate on Nessie.
12. Your Team Edward/Jacob/Switzerland shirt is your favorite.
13. You defend your team to the death.
14. Bella's Lullaby is your favorite song.
15. Your MySpace/Facebook/whatever is totally Twilightified.
16. You downloaded the actual Twilight font.
17. You have a waiting list for people who want to borrow your copies.
18. Your favorite times of day are twilight and dawn.
19. You always watch eclipses.
20. You capitalize "At the Twilight's last gleaming."
A/N: Well, that's it. Hope you liked it. It's supposed to be funny, so please tell me if it was.
Love y'all.
Bella.