He's The Man Chapter 1, a she's the man fanfic

I dont own shit :D.........

This is my first and probably my ownly fanfic. Why u ask....well the answer is simple. The reason I wrote this was because even though some of the fanfictions I read where really good they didn't go in the direction I hoped they would go...which left me unsatisfied. Then a thought crept up in the back of my head that said 'you should write your own fanfic' And at first I was like..........no...........but the thought just kept nagging the hell outta me for like 3 days until I was like.......this shit isn't gunna go away until I write this. So I did. Its really for my amusement lol....but its cool if it amuses you people to so...here ya go

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Sebastian P.O.V

"What a load of bull......" I mumbled this to myself all day today...for today was the day that I was finally being moved into the dorms that belonged to Illyria. What i didnt get was why i needed to be transferred in the first place.....they claimed I skipped a couple of days of school.........psh.......it was true but that doesnt give them the right to accuse me of it. And it was for a good cause....I got to practice my music and my soccer. When going to Cornwell theres never enough time to do either.

And thats why when they said 'Mr. Hastings u have disobeyed our rules and shown disrespect for this school..." I gave them the proudest smile I could muster up. Probably the reason they through me out haha.

We drove through all these different landscapes and naturey areas until the sight of the school finally gave way to my eyes. It was nice enough.....wasn't much for me to get excited about. All though the black and red theme of the school already seemed to become increasingly pleasing to me compared to Cornwell's blobs of blue everywhere. I heaved another long sigh....i seemed to be doing that alot as of lately.

"You alright there..?"

I turned to my side to face the driver of the car...Paul...He was a good friend of mine and my sister's. And the only person who offered to drive me to Illyria. It was nice of him...and i gladly accepted but.........ya know......Im not the kind of person that wants to be caught in a lime green Buggie car with another man......makes people wonder. Especially when the other guy has a...uh...unique fashion style. Not that it was bad...it was actually a well thought out fashion style. But was about as normal as you would get for a guy who was a hair stylist.

"Yeah....just.....thinking" I replied to Paul's question. He stared at me for a while longer....probably not quite believing me...but i guess he decided it wasnt a big deal cause he turned back around and continued to drive me up the school grounds.

It was quiet again as Paul left me to my thoughts. Couldn't blame him....i wasn't very approachable this morning...this switching school thing was really getting to me I suppose. It couldn't be that bad. I dont know why I thought it would be.

We finally made it up towards the school grounds where Paul would drop me off. I guessed a lot of people came to this school cause there were rows of cars lined up in front of the school with parents dropping off kids, and older students goofing around, bothering the freshmen. Hehehe poor little freshmen. Brings back good memories in Cornwell.....eh.....and some rather disturbing ones...

Paul parked in an empty spot directly infront of the school's main building and male dorm rooms. He turned off the ignition and I took this as my cue to get out of the car. I flinged open the car door quite easily and turned around to look at Paul. He was already out of the car, his elbows on his tiny compact car, smiling at me because he knew I wasn't enjoying this in the least. He gave me a shrug of his shoulders with that smile still in place. I quietly laughed, shaking my head and pulled my bags out of the car.

I turned around and looked up at the school for what seemed like the millionth time that day. "Thanks for driving me man...for awhile I thought I was gunna have to walk all the way here with all my luggage."

"Dont worry about it, I got you covered" Paul says to me....that damn smile still in place. "Don't say I never did anything for you"...Oh great now hes teasing me....

Paul walks over to me and hands me my last bag and looks me in the eye. He makes a gushed cry baby face and extends his arms out..."Im so proud!" Clearly, the sarcasm is written all over his face...ahhhh Paul....what would I do without you and your sense of humor. I laughed out loud and gave him his hug.

As I started to walk away Paul calls out to me..."Hey Sebastian....." I look over to him and he throws me my soccer ball......"be a good boy"

I smiled at him and gave him an 'okkie dookie' sign as i walked to my dorm room.....Ahhhhh Senior year........ehhhhhhhh

A/N- Well there ya go...the first chapter. Hahaha I bet you weren't expecting Sebastian to be the main character.............yes......no.........aehhh watever. Im very amused with it if I do say so myself...I have a short attention spand so of course I would find it amusing :D