Author's Notes Part 1: First Twilight Fic that I'm releasing. I've been reading a lot of Twilight fics and found some pretty darned funny ones around, They've been my inspiration. I got the idea for the first part after watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and A Very Potter Musical (found on YouTube), I even snitched a few lines from it. You know, I often wonder if actors/actresses/authors read fanfics of the movies they've been in or books they've written to see how fans play with their characters. Anyways, please read and review! The more you review, the faster I get stuff out! They encourage me to write!

Author Notes Part 2: I just want to say that I'm going to play around here and just have fun. Some of them will do things out of the norm, and you'll be like "Uh… sure! Whatever floats your boat!" Oh… yesterday, we had the typical Pacific Northwest weather: Windy and Rainy. I'm so glad Summer is almost over! (This was just for rambling purposes!)

Disclaimer: Everything and everyone belongs to their respectful owners. I'm just borrowing them for my own amusement.

The Crazy Cullens

Chapter 1
"Don't Call Me Cedric!"

"Hello Cedric!" Emmett said to Edward as he walked past his brother and into the kitchen. He opened the fridge and peered inside it, although he didn't eat human food, but it did make him feel like a normal teenager. Emmett could hear Edward growl. Ever since Emmett had seen Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, he had been calling Edward 'Cedric' because of the uncanny resemblance between the two. Edward hated it. He hated it even more since Emmett would watch it only when Edward was home.

"Call me that one more time and you'll regret it." Edward said, growling, clinching his fist.

"Hey, Edward! You're a Hufflepuff!" Emmett said and Jasper pounced up out of no where, grinning.

"Hufflepuffs are a particularly good finders!" Their other brother said. Edward was pulling at his hair and couldn't understand what a Hufflepuff was.

"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" He asked, curiously and Jasper and Emmett looked confused themselves. What WAS a Hufflepuff? It sounded something like on Winnie the Pooh. Or was that a Heffalump? Oh well, it didn't matter because just then everyone came home and Alice had a vision and gathered everyone in the living room.

"I have foreseen…" She said in a deep mysterious voice and everyone groaned. "I have foreseen…Halloween!" Everyone looked excited except for Esme and Carlisle. They didn't really care for the holiday, especially Carlisle since he worked the double shift when children got sick from too much candy or had an allergic reaction to something they shouldn't have eaten and Esme didn't like the mess her children left after the holidays. And every year, Emmett always forgot that he couldn't eat and ate tons of candy before throwing up. "I have foreseen what we're going to be."

"What is that?" Jasper asked as Edward's face paled even more.

"No…no…anything but that!" He said, after catching a glimpse of the vision and Alice grinned. "NOOOOOOO!!!" Edward fell to his knees, burying his face in his hands. "I am NOT going as Cedric Diggory!" The whole house erupted in laughter at Edward's misfortune. "Carlisle, Esme, please daddy? Please mama, don't make me!" Edward, losing all composure clung to his parents legs, whimpering. Jasper, finally taking pity on his brother, sent waves of calm over to him as Carlisle helped the boy up and took him to his room.

Carlisle laid the boy down on his couch, bed, thing… and covered him up with a throw blanket, though he knew he didn't have to. "There, Edward. Just relax. You don't have to do anything you don't want." The doctor said and he suddenly wished that vampires could sleep. Edward let out a big yawn and closed his eyes. "Edward, vampires don't sleep. You know that, right?"

"This vampire does." He said. "I find it relaxing." With that he fell asleep. Carlisle just stared at his son and got up, turning off the light and quietly shutting the door. He went downstairs and told Emmett to shut up about Edward being Cedric Diggory for Halloween.
"Ced…Edward is sleeping." Carlisle informed his family and almost called the boy Cedric. In the background Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was playing and Emmett gathered his family around and pointed to Cedric.

"See! See, Edward looks like Cedric Diggory!" He said, pointing, jumping on the couch. The Cullen's gaped and watched as Cedric Diggory was just Avada Kedavra and fell over dead. "I want a magic wand! Oh can I have one!?" He asked his parents who just looked at him like he was insane.

"No, Emmett. You may not have one. Harry potter and magical wands are not real and Edward is not Cedric." Esme said and Emmett's face fell. "Now why don't you all go hunting. I'm going to check on Edward." The family left Esme to hunt for food. On the way out she could hear Emmett singing a silly song from YouTube and decided right then and there to block Emmett's account for a week. After checking on Edward, she settled down, picked up Lord of the Rings and started to read from where she left off.

"STOP CALLING ME CEDRIC!!" Edward woke up, screaming. He ran a hand down his cold face and decided he needed to hunt and left.

Coming soon: Cullen's Crazy Halloween