Here you go~
The room was dark. It was somewhere around 1am. Suddenly, the sheets moved and something jumped out of the bed and then through the window.
Hungary was sleeping, dreaming inappropriate stuff.
"This is SO going in my next fanfic..." she murmured and snored.
Something made a loud glass-breaking noise. Hungary opened her eyes. She looked around the room, reaching for the frying pan unde rher pillow.
"Oh...I was probably just dreaming." she sighed after her fingers had a tight grip of the pan's handle. She layed down again, not letting her trusted weapon go.
A minute after she closed her eyes, she heard steps near the bed...Her heart started bumping faster and faster, she was too scared to open her eyes. This presense of whoever...or whatever was by her be4d was strong and frightening, almost demonic.
She felt the sheets being pulled down. She got thew courage to open her eyes and attempted to beat the living hell out of thew thing, but she was paralysed by what she saw. She wanted to scream, but nothing came out of her mouth. She could only stare at the creature for a few seconds, then it noticed it was spotted. It let out a growling noise and jumped on her. It ripped off her clothes and covered her mouth with a paw. She tried to scream, but no sound went pass the creature's thick fur.
Prussia was humming something almost as awesome as him and went to Austria's house completely uninvited.
He stopped by the door because he heard whining.
"It was horrible, Roderich...I...I don't think I'll be able to go over it."
"No, no, it's ok...I'm here, I won't let that happen to you."
"HELLO, SILLY WEAKLINGS!" Prussia bardged in completely unmoved by Hungary's state.
"GILBERT, YOU FUCKING SON OF A WHORE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Hungary yelled at him like a telletubby would yell at a Ferbie.
"Graping you."
"Gilbert, I have no intention of dealing with you right now, so go home."
"I HAVE NO HOME, CUZ YOU'RE ADOPTED!"
Hungary pulled a frying pan from under the couch and threw it at Prussia.
"OUT, BASTARD! OR I'LL TIE YOU UP AND I'LL 2$&*$*%$ WITH A $%*&$*^ $%&$^ #$^$%&^*#%^*#&#*&^%%*&$#%^#%&!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Okay, okay, you foolish mortals do not deserve the attention of the awesome ore-sama anyways~ Bye."
He blew up the door of Germany's house since he forgot his keys and, leaving mud traces as he walked to his room (there wasn't any mud outside so he went through the trouble of making some by borrowing Finland's dog and some water). When he opened the door he let out a terrified scream. His brother left one of his dolls at his room becaus ehe knew Gilbert was deathly afraid of them.
"WEST YOU BASTARD! GET THIS THING OUT OF MY ROOM!"
Noone was home.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" he ran down the stairs when the doll...looked at him? and he grabbed the phone.
"WHOSHOULDICALLWHOSHOULDICALLWHOSHOULDICAAAALLLLL" he dialed a random number and waited for a response.
"Hello?" a female voice answered.
"LIECHTENSTEIN? IS THAT YOU? COME HERE RIGHT AWAY!!!!!!!!!"
"Uhm...Who is this?"
"CAN'T YOU RECODNISE THE AWESOME ME, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING PEASANT?!!!?!"
"Oh, Prussia...Oh...kay, I'll come..."
He locked himself in the bathroom and started singing Du hast while waiting for the girl to come.
"Gilbert-san?" she knocked on the door.
He opened carefully and pointed at the direction.
Liechtenstein opened the door to his room and stared at the...thing for around 5 seconds. "What's with the...chains?"
"It's West's."
"Ah, I see." she grabbe done of the dolls handcuffs and threw it out the window because the author's too lazy to think of anything else.
"Veeeeeeeeeeeeee~ Ouch! Oh, hey, you're Doitsu's friend, arenchu?" a voice came outside the house.
"Okay, the doll's not here anymore, you can come in."
"Haha, I could thank you but that would probably offend you, since I'm awesome."
"If you say so." she left.
Gilbert pulled something from under his bed. it was a black notebook with a glued over paper with "Gilbo" written on it on the first word on the cover and a "Note" as the second word.
'Haha, I really got a good deal...I found this laying right infront of Belarus's place. I'm so awesome." he opened it and wrote:
"Hungary' vital regions-invaded and forcefully taken over." he started laughing like a maniac. "Alright now, let's see who's next...Mm...Liechtenstein? Yees." He wrote her name in the notebook, then he closed it and put it back under the bed.
"Hey, Belarus, where's your Death Note?" a strange looking creature asked the girl.
"Oh, that one was defective. When I wrote someone's name in it, they grew bunny ears for a week."
Austria looked at Hungary's head.
"Are you cosplaying or something?'
"What? Oh...I...I'm not really suprised after what happened."
"Oh, alright then. Care for a cake?"
Iceland pressed the red button and Sealand's place blew up.
"ICELAND, WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOOOR!" the little so-called nation yelled.
"I just don't like you. You're short. And small. And I'm cuter than you."
'THAT'S NOT TRUE, I'M THE CUTEST!"
"I must disagree." Norway appeared out of nowhere and hugged Iceland.
Each time you don't review a baby Huldra dies ;(
No trolling or I'LL TIE YOU TO A RADIATOR AND GRAPE YOU!!!! MJWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! THEN I'LL GET YOUR PARENTS AND LOCK YOU ALL IN MY BASEMENT AND GRAPE YOU FOR DECADES AND DECADES AND DECAAADES!
I just HAD to make fun of Sealand. Cuz he's small. And useless. And kills Iceland's penguins.