It was a hott scorching smexxi day in Sunagakure. And the kazekage was baking tasty sugar cookies with pink and yellow sprinkles.

"Kankuro put these cookies in the oven at once!" Gaara screamed as he bossed around his older less popular brother.

"Demo Touto-sama," Kankuro protested, "I have to go poopie lyke right nowz."

"…fine, go to the restroom," Gaara barked…like a dog.

So, Kankuro did. Right there. On the floor. Then he picked up one of Gaara's cookies and began to wipe his behind with said cookie.

"Awwwwww…much better."

"YOU STUPID DOODIE FACE!" Gaara yelled as he threw knives at Kankuro, because the author decided that sand manipulation is stupid.

Then Temari popped up. Because we need a plot. Actually, she just walked off to make out with Shikamaru, because they're a cannon couple.

"Ewww, what is that rancid smell guys," asked Temari as she put her bra and panties back on.

"Aww Kankuro…," the kunnoichi sighed, "not on the rug again!"

"Sorry, oneesan, I didn't mean to poo, it just came out, and Gaara locked the potty room door."

"Liar!" Gaara hissed as he slid around like a snake on the floor of his sand palace thingy.

"I have to go to a kage meeting today, losers," Gaara informed, "Sayonara and stuffz yepps."

So he did.

"Hehehehehehe, so like, I'm Gaara and stuff," Gaara said as he gave a welcoming hand shake to one of the kages.

"Hey! Brat! Get over here and touch my tits!" Tsunade said as the narration suddenly shifted to naruto who, for some reason, was at the kage meeting.

Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke and Sasuke.

Okay, so Naruto left, now the story's in 3rd person perspective again.

"Oooooohhh, squishy!" Gaara said as he squeezed the stress reliever ball with the tag 'tits' on it.

"Hello kazekage, I am Danzo," a fugly decrepited man replied to tanuki kawaii sand prince thing Gaara.

"Hello fugly, I'm Gaara," And then Gaara barfed big barf all over his hand and then proceeded to shake hands with Danzo who in turn looked disgusted.

"Have you seen me on the internet?" Gaara asked, "I'm smexxi yeps."

"…huaaaahhhhh!" Danzo barfed.

"Hey…wait a minute! How are you here, while boobs is as well?" Gaara questioned.

"Because the show's name was changed to plotholes!" Danzo yelled.

"Why?"

"Because of all the plotholes! Now we can do anything and just say that it's a power of the sharingan! Watch!" Danzo said as the barf suddenly disappeared.

"…Why?"

"Quit asking questions foo," Danzo screamed , "Man I hate kids."

"Yeah whatever old man, I'm gonna go take a smoke break or something," Gaara informed as he went outside to light up.

"MMMM….I love smoking ciggys," Gaara sang to himself as he watched an old lady struggling from afar.

"Young man, young man," she called to Gaara still smoking his ciggys.

"What do you want hag face?" Gaara implored rudely.

"Would you care to spare some change for a poor woman like me? " she begged.

"…change? All I have is kajillion dollar bills, which I'm not going to give to you! Mwhahahahahah!" Gaara laughed as Sasuke was seen driving by while riding a motorcycle and sipping some tea.

Then Sasuke threw a bomb into the Kage Meeting, "Take that Itatchi!"

"What! How did he get passed the guards?" Gaara yelled.

"…well you see…we kinda fired our original, highly trained, ninja killing, samurai guards, and hired some lolcats…Aren't they just adorable?"

Then everybody died.

~Owari~