Do Not Read
Chapter 1:
Do Not Read
Warning: this story features mind control and polka-dotted bellied cats.
"Dum dee dum dum dum," came a voice from behind a shower curtain. Wookermuffin (the author of the story in case you didn't know) pulls open the shower curtain (don't worry for some reason she's wearing a bathing suit) and peers out. She looks shocked to see that you have interrupted her lovely shower.
"Doesn't anyone read the titles anymore," she sighs and steps out, "It clearly says Do Not Read, I thought it was pretty clear." A towel appears in her hand and she dries her self off, when she is finished she is suddenly wearing jeans and a t-shirt. Looking up she sees you just standing there looking like an idiot. "What are you still doing here," she says the annoyance showing in her voice. Wookermuffin starts to head towards the door that just appeared you follow wondering what she's doing. Noticing that your following her she spins around.
"WHY ON EARTH AREN'T YOU LEAVING," she screams making you jump. Suddenly you feel compelled to say something, for those of you who would want to say this, you just blurt it out, but those who don't the tension builds and builds and builds until you can't take it anymore and you feel like you're going to burst and you blurt out.
"I'm not leaving until you give me a story."
"Fine I'll give you a story," Wookermuffin opens the door in front of her and gestures for you to come in. In the room there is a couch and a kitty laying on the couch her stomach facing out showing a fuzzy white polka dotted belly. She sits down next to the kitty and points over to a bean bag chair in the corner. "One rule," she says "no touching the kitty". Wookermuffin draws in a breath and starts to speak. "Once upon a time the world was in danger from the evil pixie Opal Koboi, so Artemis fowl and Holly Short defeated her and saved the world. The End." She gets up from her chair and walks over to your slightly shocked face, grinning she screams "NOW GET OUT OF MY ROOM." The world goes black as the author kicks you out of the story.
A/N Yay this is my favorite part of the story… the authors notes (trumpet sounds in background) that's it, and oh yeah Do Not review...just kidding please do review. I know it sulked I tried to warn you about that in the beginning by titling it do not read. .