DaRose: Hello lovely readers! I am so excited to be posting my first fanfics here for Junjou Romantica. This is honestly one of my absolute favorite animes and I'm still hoping for its respective continuation (if there is any). Anyway, I won't keep you here much longer so you can get right to the fic!
Disclaimer: I do not in any way own Junjou Romantica, that honor and right solely goes to Shungiku Nakamura.
((A/N: Further Disclaimer: Just so you all know, the inspiration for these set of fics comes from Autocorrect fails that I found from searching Google. So, the following texts are snippets of actual conversations that I found online.))
Miyagi was lounging on the office couch taking a break from his pile of ungraded papers. Since his usual entertainment in the form of one Kamijou Hiroki was currently teaching a class, Miyagi was texting his boyfriend Shinobu to pass the time.
From what Miyagi could tell from their current conversation, his little brat was in a bad mood.
M: What's wrong Shinobu-chin?
He decided to ask directly as the concerned *cough* boyfriend *cough* that he was.
S: I just had another fight with Risako.
That was about the third time this week that the two siblings had gone at each other over one thing or another.
M: Again? I'm sorry to hear that. Was it the usual argument?
At this point Miyagi wasn't really sure what the usual argument was, but in order to keep the conversation going, he left the question there.
S: Pretty much. I think she's really upset about it this time. She just drove off with dad's corpse.
When Miyagi read the last message, he had just lit a cigarette and was about to take a drag when he looked over what his lover had written. He promptly proceeded to almost choke on said cigarette.
M: With his CORPSE?!
S: What?
M: You just said that Risako was so angry that she drove off with your dad's corpse!
Miyagi sent almost in a panic.
S: Crap, no! His CORVETTE! She drove off with his corvette!
Miyagi stared at the text for a couple of seconds, taking in both the relief of the last one being a typo and the fact that he had been in an almost panic over the fictional situation.
He sighed.
M: Shinobu-chin, sometimes you really scare me.
( END )
DaRose: Read on lovely readers! Tell me what you think, and if you want any more!
(( Next Up: Misaki and Usagi-san ))