[Lincoln and Lana pick up trash outside the house.]
Lincoln: Ugh, why did I agree to help you with the trash, Lana?
Lana: 'Cause Mom said you agreed to help a sister today if you wanna go to the comic book store.
Lincoln: Man, look at all this mess. This is disgusting.
Lana: To you. To me, it's disgustingly amazing. Just look of this stuff. Some of them could be valuables.
Lincoln: Valuables?
Lana: Yeah, like this used toothbrush or this broken headlight or this scratched vinyl disc or this pregnancy test or this runner-up golf trophy with Lori's name on it or-
Lincoln: Wait?! What did you say?!
Lana: This golf trophy. Lori was really bummed out when she was a runner-up so-
Lincoln: No, not that, that.
[Lincoln points at the pregnancy test and picks it up.]
Lincoln: [gasp] Holy Shamoly, it's positive! Then that means...
[Lincoln kicks the front door.]
Lincoln: We're having another sibling!
[The other sisters get confused.]
Lynn: What are you talking about?
Lola: This house has enough people in here. We can't all possibly fit with one more.
Lincoln: Oh, yeah? Well, how do you explain... [reveals the pregnancy test in a plastic bag.] This?
[He throws the bag at the table. The sisters gasp in shock.]
Lori: It's literally positive.
Lynn: I don't believe it.
Leni: You can test a pregnancy on that thermometer?
Luan: We're really getting another sibling?
Lincoln: I'm not really sure. I don't even know who-
Lola: Oooooh, I changed my mind about what I said. Mom's having abother baby. Hooray! Another cute baby's on the way.
[Lily throws a rattle at Lola and pulls a disgruntled face.]
Lisa: Now hold on, siblings. We do not know that. There has to be a logical explanation for all this.
Lincoln: Lisa's right. I can't tell if this test is Mom's. I think we need to ask her ourselves.
Leni: I have a question? What else does that thermometer test?