Hiya, peoples! I'm kind of having a bit of trouble thinking of chapters for my "safehouse" story, so here's a little Seddie twoshot to keep you going. Yer tizz! That's Bristol talk for here it is; I've just expanded your linguistic skills!

Teach me how to kiss

Chapter one

'Y-yeah, I'll see you tomorrow night,' Sam spoke into the phone. 'Bye.' She hung up and screamed 'OMJ! Carly!'

Carly came running in from her kitchen. 'What?'

'Chad just asked me out!'

'Aaaaah!' they both screamed.

Spencer came in from the bathroom, and then joined in the screaming.

'Aaaaah!' He paused. 'Why are we screaming?'

'Chad just asked Sam out!'

'Aaaaah!' he paused again. 'Who's Chad?'

'Only, like, the captain of the football team and the most popularest guy in the world!' Sam cried.

'Okay, then,' Spencer said. 'Aaaaah!'

They all screamed and danced around again.

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'Okay, I need to go get some more nail polish!' Carly said. 'Be right back!' She ran out of the apartment.

It was the next day and Carly was prepping Sam for her date. Sam was so nervous, it was unbelievable. Chad's dating record was unreal. He'd dated captain of the cheerleading squad, vice-captain of the cheerleading squad (twice), and at least six of the other cheerleaders, not to mention all the pretty popular girls, some who'd done magazine modelling and one who'd even been in an ad for fladoodles. He'd probably kissed a lot of girls too. And Sam had never kissed another boy, like, ever. What if she didn't live up to his standards? There was only one thing for it.

'Freddie, you've had a few girlfriends, right?' she said casually, sipping her soda.

'Freddie looked up from his magazine. 'Huh?'

'How many girlfriends have you had?'

'Um, Valerie, Lisa, Charlotte, Tiffany, Shannon...' Freddie counted up.

'Yeah, yeah, alright, you're boasting now,' Sam said. 'So, how many have you kissed?'

Freddie looked awkward. 'Why?'

'How many?'

'Er... Valerie, Lisa, Charlotte, Tiffany, Shannon...' Freddie counted up (a/n ooh Freddie you studmuffin!)

'Okay, so I'm guessing you're kinda good at the whole kissing thing, then?'

'Maybe... I don't know. Sam, why are you asking me all these questions?'

'Well, you know I have this date tonight?'

Freddie rolled his eyes. 'Yeah,'

'Well, I'm kinda scared if Chad wants to kiss me... and...'

'Chad's a twat,' Freddie said. 'Why are you scared?'

'Well, he's kissed everyone so he's all experienced...' Sam took a deep breath. 'Can you teach me how to kiss?'

'I... me?' Freddie was stuck. Of course he had a huge crush on Sam, and she was basically asking him to kiss her. Any sane person would jump at the chance to kiss the girl they liked, but what if it was sensational and he got his hopes up, but Sam only got training out of it. 'Well... what do you need t o know?' he said anxiously.

'Just the basics?'

'Uh, sure. What else are friends for?' Freddie chuckled nervously. He stood opposite Sam. 'Try this...'

He took hold of Sam's hands and guided them round to his back, where they settled without resistance. He put his hands on Sam's waist and started to lean in.

Sam was inwardly panicking. What was I thinking? What if I really enjoy this? OMJ...

She closed her eyes as Freddie gently pressed his lips to hers, softly but still hotly. Sam shivered at the feel of his lips. It was weird, in a nice way. He was a dork who annoyed her, argued with her, was her total opposite but it felt... right. The way Troy and Gabriella (ew and ewer) look when they kiss. Hold up, no! It couldn't feel right. This was Freddork, Fredweird, Fred... Freddie was a pretty good kisser.

It was as if they were moving up a step now, getting into a slightly more advanced kiss. Sam's hand drifted off Freddie's back and landed on his shoulder, gently pushing him down into his chair. She then bent down so she was almost sitting on his knee.

The kiss ended with a tiny bit of tongue work before Sam straightened up.

'Thanks dork,' Sam said, smirking coolly, though her cheeks were glowing. She left the room, leaving the rest of her soda and a very confused Freddie.

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Okay, there we go. I've still got to type up the next chapter, so hopefully it will be up by about Tuesday. Or later, depending on how many reviews I get. Mwahahahaha!

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