From Gaston fall he had only eaten 525,600 eggs in his lifetime. HE NEEDED MORE EGGS, HE WANTED MORE EGGS. He was going to get more eggs. Luckily he survived the fall the bridge and still had access to his eggs. All was good in Gaston head until the next day when everything changed.
When Gaston woke up the day, he was surrounded by eggs, but he saw them in a new light and decided this would be it, the day he kissed an egg!
However that God forsaken LeFou had woken him up and stamped on his eggs. HIS EGGS! Gaston reached for his gun and shot LeFou 5000 times for standing on beloved eggs whilst gasimg into the eggs pristeline shell.
LeFou was dead, Gaston only friend and ego booster dead. However Gaston didn't need anyone, he only needed his eggs. There was Ryan his main egg, Gerald, Geraldine, Geraldo, Germinaia, Germany and Dave.
Ryan was sat there inamitley as Gaston gazed at him longingly. Not being able to put it off longer, he kissed Ryan the egg with all his passion consuming him as one of his 5 dozen eggs a day he slurped Ryan's yolk as the shell crunched in his teeth.
Now he started he couldn't stop and he ate his lifetime supply of eggs. Yolked seeped everywhere and white was smeared in his Egg Hut. Egg flooded from the windows drowning Gaston in eggy goodness.
Needless to say Gaston was found dead from drowning in egg and salmonella.
Don't do eggs kids.