I OWN NOTHING! I wish I did.
I.S.I.S HQ, 7th Floor, 2:56 P.M.
"What the shit, Mallory?!" Lana Kane said as she 'clomped' into her office. "What Dear?" Mallory said as she poured herself some gin. Lana threw a file down on her desk. "This?! I have to pose as that things wife?!" She pointed at Sterling Archer, Mallory's only son. "Well, I thought you wouldn't mind, you've already done it, like 44 times." Mallory stated as she sipped at the gin. Lana rubbed her forehead. "Mallory... I'm going to go home... I don't care if I get fired... I don't give a shit..." Lana Kane had finally broke. Sterling let her pass and walked over to his mother's desk. He sat down and grabbed her half full glass out of her hand. "Is she serious?" Mallory rolled her eyes, "Pregnancy... It makes you do the shittiest of things." Mallory smirked and slid the file over to Sterling. "If this does not be completed by Friday... so help me I will-" Archer interrupted her. "What Mother? Shove a dildo up my ass?" Clearly, Sterling had not gotten over the Italian Prime Minister. "Oh Shut up, and go get Lana."
Lana Kane's apartment, 3:26 P.M.
Lana sat on her couch reading a magazine when Archer knocked on her door. She sighed, grabbed a gun, and headed to the door. "What?" She yelled. "Will you please do this mission with me, I sure as hell don't wanna do it with Pam." Lana chuckled, "Bull shit." She opened the door, Sterling had flowers. "Shall we, Honey?" Lana gave him an annoyed look then Lana waved it off and walked out out the apartment, closing the door behind her. "Let's go," She said as she grabbed Archer's keys from his back pocket. "Hell no." He snatched them back. "I can drive way better then you," Lana stated as the two walked down the hallway to the elevator. "Please, You're a woman." They stepped in and Lana hit Archer on his shoulder. "What the Hell Does That Mean?!" She yelled, "It means, You have road rage and well you are more likely to drive into the D-" Lana interrupted him, "DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY IT!" She yelled, "Danja Zone." She smacked him and they walked out of the elevator reaching the lobby. Lana slapped him again when they reached his car. Archer hopped in the driver seat and smirked when he noticed Lana getting in the passengers seat, seeing that he won. Lana rolled her eyes and put her head against the window. "So, Where is this mission anyway?" She asked as they pulled out of the parking lot. "Somewhere in Florida. Mother has our plane tickets reserved." Lana smiled and fell asleep.
New York Airport, 4:47 P.M.
Lana and Archer got on their plane, Lana was still tired, considering her nap on the ride to the airport. Archer smiled when they sat down in first class. He grabbed a Bloody Mary off the tray beside him. Lana gave him another annoyed look. "What?" He chuckled, Lana rolled her eyes. "Wake me when it's over." She laid her head on his shoulder. He made a weird face then decided to drop it.
9:43 P.M., (I didn't know how long New York to Florida is... so I guessed. Don't hate)
Lana woke up to Sterling grabbing at her ass. She smacked him, "OW! Damn Cricket Bats." He let go of her and put a hand on his cheek. Lana chuckled at herself. "Ass." She got up and grabbed their bags.
They got off the plane and Lana held Sterling's hand. He didn't mind, they were posing as Wife and Husband. Archer rented a car and Lana grabbed the keys out of the man's hand. "NO! You aren't driving!" Archer yelled as he chased after Lana. Lana ran to their rental and hopped in, She started it and put it in gear before Archer made it to the car. He sighed and got in the passengers seat. "If I die today, least it will be with a Bloody Mary." He held a Themos up. Lana rolled her eyes and started to drive out of the lot.
I.S.I.S's Secret Penthouse, 10:34 P.M.
Lana was asleep and Archer was keeping an eye out for their targets. He decided to take a break with some scotch. He sat on the lavender sofa and turned on the tv. After a while, Lana came in wrapped in a blanket. She sat next to Archer. "What are you doing up?" Lana smiled, "I don't know." Archer rolled his eyes, "Right." Lana scooted in close to him and laid her head down on his arm. They both sat there watching TV. Then they both fell asleep.
I'll do another chapter if this gets good ratings.