Chapter 1: Highways and Motorbikes

The city of New York lights up as the sun sets to give the signal to both the heroes of this city that it's time to clock in and villains to try to take over the world...once again. A lone figure sits on top of a building near the edge, not the safest place to wait for something interesting to happen, as he watches over the city to spot any ne'er do wells that other heroes would consider small fry. The identity of this figure is named Fil or better known by his alias, Green Fury!

"Another BORING, villainous night again for me it seems! You know you would think that considering the sheer number of bad guys that want to have some heroes heads on a platter I would at least see SOME activity tonight!" Green Fury mumbles angrily to himself.

An hour goes by and even with a hero coloring book on hand this steak out is still the pits for our hero...or anti-hero. You just started reading this so as of right now Fil could be like the Punisher for all you know! After finishing the last picture in the coloring book Green Fury could hear some explosions in the distance. Green Fury reached for his binoculars in his side pouch to get a better view of the situation. From what he could see he saw a convoy of vans with some guys shooting at some girl on a pink motorcycle. "Oh hell no! Not again! I'm not letting another hero take this opportunity away from me!"

Green Furry packs up his coloring book and binoculars into their designated pouches before embarking on this plot inducing moment! He jumps from the building and as he makes his way down some of the light coming from the building reveals what he looks like. An anthropomorphic looking dog... thing in a green and black full body jumpsuit with a mallet strap to the back of him. He has a utility belt around his waist with clearly labeled pouches like explosives, things that kill people, 60's villain knockout gas, and one saying for emergencies only. His outfit resembles a mix between Deadpools outfit and Hawkeyes, comic version to be specific. The outfit was fully green aside from the gloves, boots, some black lines on the side that zigzagged, and around the eyes of the mask that came to the point at the top of the eyes. Green Fury aims for a common looking vehicle that's parked at the base of the building. He lifts up his left arm to press a button on a bracelet that has an array of blinky lights and candy-colored buttons.

The roof of the car opens and Green Fury lands with a hard "THUD"! Fil staggers to get up as birds tweet around his head. After shooing away the birds he presses the horn on the steering wheel and the car starts to morph into a green and blue, hot rod looking, car. Green Fury reaches for a handle on the right side of the wheel and sets it to drive. He revs up the car with slight fire coming from the sides of the vehicle and pops in a CD into the player. Turbo Lover by Judas Priest blast from the speakers in the car as our heroes car blasts into the street and makes a sharp U-turn!

Green Fury gets onto the freeway he spotted the convoy on and catches up with the girl on the motorbike. "Nice Deadpool cosplay lady but a set of nice legs isn't going to stop me from taking this gig from you!" Green Fury yells at the girl.

" Flattering will get you nowhere you Gwenpool wannabe! I'm claiming the bounty these guys have on their head!" The girl on the motorbike replies.

"Fat chance sister!" Green Fury pushes the pedal to the metal and passes by the motorbike. He sideswipes the leading car in the convoy and makes the rest crash in the process. "Few! Good thing there was conveniently no other cars on this highway or else that would cause a considerable amount of collateral!" Green Fury says as he stops his car. The girl on the motorbike uses one of the crashed vans to leap off of and almost sticks the landing in front of the pile-up.

"Awwww! No fair! *puffs up cheeks* I wanted to cause a cool crash scene!" The motorbike girl said in a disappointed tone.

"Them's the ropes pinky. Now scram will yah! I got some rent money I need to collect!" Green Fury says as he passes by the motorbike girl without making eye contact.

The motorbike girl snickers as she notices that the person driving the car was a 5"1 talking dog man thing. What added to the hilarity was the oversized cartoon mallet he had strapped to his back.

"What's so funny?" Fil said while turning to face the girl.

"Y-y-you *laughs* remind me of H-Howard The Duck! I mean come on! What kind of Deviantart artist did Marvel get to create you! I-I'm sorry! I can't take you seriously!" The motor girl shouts in hysteria.

"Wait...there's talking ducks here? Geez and here I thought the pissed off cousin of the Jolly Green Giant was the weirdest thing I've seen here. Look doll, go home and go write some novel about a girl with a cardboard personality who falls for an overly sparkly classic movie monster."

"I'll have you know my fanfics aren't as tasteless as THAT novel!"

"Sure, sure. Keep telling yourself that." Fil says in a mocking tone of voice as he takes the mallet from its strap.

Green Fury looks through the crash and manages to find some of the people in the vans. Fil uses some 60's villains brand knock out gas to detain all of these bad guys and capture. However, this task was difficult to pull off since the motorbike girl tried to kill each guy he found but managed to gather up most of them before fleeing the scene. He stuffed the ne'er do wells into the back of his car and tried to dodge the oncoming bullets form the crazed female motorcyclist!

"Well this adventure needed more car chases in it so this outta be fun!" The motor girl said as she got on her bike.

She popped a wheelie as she took off and pursued Green Fury! The motorbike girl takes out an Oozie from seemingly nowhere and shots up the side of his car as she passed it.

"Listen doggy, these baddies keep the roof over my head and my belly full of pizza so if don't mind I'll be crashing your hot rod with some good old fashion C4!"

"Hey, finders keepers Pinkster Inkster!"

Green Fury takes out a medium sized glowing vile and shoves it into a glowing port in the middle of the dashboard. The car's engine starts to make an odd "Fweeeowm" sound and blasts off with the speed of crazed fanboy rushing to see a sexy cosplayer of his favorite comic character! The motorbike girl puts her bike to a halt and just pouts as Green Fury's car disappears into the night. Speeding past all of the other cars on the road to his destination he eventually got to his stop, a very ritzy hotel in the middle of Manhattan. Green Fury stuffs all of the guys into a small cube as to make this transaction less conspicuous.

Green Fury changes out of his costume in the back of the hotel and takes the fire escape to the 5th floor. Looking down at a piece of paper to find the right room number on this floor he found the room he was looking for.

"Alrighty! Room 512! I just hope the guy doesn't mind me barging in." Fil said as he enters the room. It was a big room with a king sized bed located to the far left side of the room, a desk to the right side of the room with some documents laid out, and a fireplace in the back of the room.

As he enters the room a figure stands in front of a roaring fireplace. The figure is tall and looks muscular. The figure starts to make it's way over to Fil and looms over him like a lunar eclipse.

"So... did you get them?" The figure asked in an intimidating tone

"Yeah, I got most of them. I would have gotten them all if it weren't for this pink and white motorbike girl!"

"Hmm? Acceptable. Just place the cube on the table next to you and I'll wire you your payment."

"Sweet! Pleasure doing business with you boss!" Fil exclaims while shaking the tall figure's hand.

"Please...call me King Pin!" King Pin says in a sort of joyful tone.

Fil let's go of King Pin's oversized hand and walks out with a gleeful smile on his face! A few months go by and Fil manages to learn about most the heroes in this world, even the talking duck that girl mentioned. He ran into Howard while he was on a contract to take out some low-level thugs. Apparently, Howard was after the same thugs but for a different reason. Howard needed to shake them down for some intel on a case he was working on so Fil decided that he might as well help the duck out. After that, they kept in close contact with each other because, as Howard puts it, "Us freaks got to stay together. You never know what kind of wacko scientists would want you for his experiments". It's odd to think that he was still considered a freak even though people were well aware of Howard. The people of this world should be used to the strange and abnormal since we have men of iron who can fly, Hulking heroes, heroes of the American flag, and your friendly neighborhood web slingers hanging around these parts.

Ever since then Howard and Fil have been buds. Just shooting the breeze sometimes, going out for drinks, or helping each other out with any kind of deeds that need more than one anthro animal to do.

Fil Arrives at Howard's office. He notices that there are papers strung about the base of the office door. Fil just shrugs and knocks on the door.

"Hey, Howard! It's me Fil!" Fil said as he pounded on the door.

"Alright, alright I'm coming! Keep your pants on!" Howard shouts as he's walking towards the door.

As Howard walked towards the door he could hear a bunch of paper being moved around mixed with Howards feet slapping on the ground.

"Hey, how goes it my fine feathered friend?!" Fil asked in an enthusiastic tone.

"Eh. Not much Fil. So you here to talk or for something else because I'm swamped at the moment!" Howard said while letting Fil in.

As Fil walks in he notices how the papers left in front of the door were only the beginning of the mess. Howard's office looked like the Hulk threw a temper tantrum in here. The lamp on Howard's desk was knocked over, a cup of lukewarm coffee sitting on his desk and the calendar is on the wrong month and year. For a place run by a duck this place looks more like a pigsty.

"I'm guessing She-Hulk quit and now you're left with filing paperwork and cleaning the joint?" Fil asked as he shuffles through some paper.

"Yeah. Trying to maintain a private dick operation isn't a cake walk. Then again life isn't easy when you're a 3-foot tall duck." Howard says while getting on top of his desk to sit on it.

" I hear ya Howard. I can't go down the street without some kind of kid asking me if I know this famous mouse person." Fil says while taking up a seat near Howard's desk.

" *laughs* If I had a dime for every time I was mistaken for Donald *slightly chuckles*."

"So to get down to brass taxes I need to some intel on someone."

"*scoffs* who do I look like? Nick Fury? "

"Here me out Howard. I know you get the loonies here and you tend to get into the more weirder adventures compared to other heroes around NY. Do you know anything about a girl in a pink and white outfit?"

Howard is taken back by this description and his left eye kind of twitches from remembering who this girl was. Howard jumps off his desk and goes to face the window.

"Unfortunately *sighs* I do know her. A while back I took a case from Black Cat to get a world-killing virus back from this broad calling herself...Gwenpool."

"Odd name for a hero. It seems that anyone can just put pool at the end of their name and be this spontaneous, bubbly, borderline psychopath. " Fil says while rocking back and forth in the chair.

"Tell me about it. Have you heard of the Mercs for Money?" Howard asked Fil.

"Yeah, their some ragtag group or something lead by Deadpool. He even had them dress up as different colored versions of himself or something like her name is Gwenpool?" Fil says as he raised a finger to his chin.

"Yeah...I just said that not too long ago. There's no need to repeat what I just said!" Howard said while walking over to a file cabinet to put some papers away.

" Sorry about that I tend to forget things quickly. If I don't keep repeating it to myself it disappears from my mind like a chimichanga in a microwave when Deadpool is around! Anyway, thanks for the info Howard!" Fil says while walking out of Howard's office.

"Hey anything for a friend but head my warning Fil. This girl is a loose cannon and she might even kill you! So be careful!" Howard shouts down the stairs as Fil exits the building.

End of Chapter 1