A/N: I had to post this it was just too funny to resist.
We had gone to the beach I really didn't want to but I was forced.
Emmett: Come on I wanna get some good waves!!
Ugh he was always so whinny.
He didn't even have a real surf board it was o ne of those foam boards.
I looked at it and it had two big red words on it WIPE OUT.
I hoped he would wipe out.
Emmett: FINALLY we are here!!
Me: *Sigh* Emmett go swim before you surf k?
Rosalie: Emmy please come and swiming with me first.
Emmett: Anything for you.
Ewww they kissed.
Me: EWWWWWWWWWW Just Go Swimming All Ready!!
They walked over and went in to the water.
I grabbed his little foam bored thing and cut a line almost completely through on the bottom of it then put some Motor oil on the top.
Emmett: What are you doing with my board?
Me: Cleaning it.
Emmett: Oh thanks.
Me: No problem.
I watched as he ran at human speed to the water, then he swam out.
There was a giant wave.
Emmett went for it.
I sat watching as he stood up on the board and slipped right off.
I started laughing hysterically.
The rest of the family was watching Emmett to and they were also laughing.
Emmett tried again on a bigger wave.
Then the board split strait in half exactly were I cut it.
He swam back in holding the broken bored.
Emmett: You did this!!!
Me: I just washed it for you.
Emmett: I will kill you!!
Edward: Don't you dare touch her!!
Emmett lounged at me.
I let him throw me back.
I hit the car and hit it hard.
I started to fake cry although it did hurt.
Esme: Emmett McCarty Cullen you are so grounded!
Yes!
Emmett: But but but but.
Esme: Don't complain get in the car now!
Edward ran over to me.
Edward: Are you ok?
Me: He hurt me.
Edward: Don't worry he will be on a lot of trouble especially when Bella finds out.
Then we all went home.
My plan still a secret.
A/N: Please review.
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