Disclaimer: I do not own the Marauders!!
Flibbity, flobbity, flabbity, floo
Has a tail specially for you!
About four dudes without much head
Whos names I'd prefer to leave unsaid
Bibbity, babbity, bobbity, boo
The first is a fool, yes it is true
With messy hair and arrogance to boot
A stealer of spells, what a toe rag, pah!
Bibbity, babbity, bobbity, boo
Why couldn't bibbity be turned into a toad?
Rickity, rackety, rockety, roo
The second's a prat, with size to match!
Too small to be special
Too round to be cool
What do we do with that rat of a fool?
Why, make him our friend, we can trust little rickity
Rackety rockety, roo!
Tickity, tackity, tockity, too
Thrice is a match to number two!
Too floppy to remember he has a brain,
Makes his choices, and then's quick to blame
Blind and stupid, he cannot see
When a pretty girl's there, ready for thee
What does tickity, tackity, tockity do?
Why, ditches her, duh, that's what tickities do
Sippity, soppity, sappity, sloo
This is my last
Thank goodness too
A laugh like a dog, an omen of death
Let's wonder why he's got fansites to reckon with!
A coward hidden behind a bravery sham
While his kin's the real sacrificial lamb,
Can you still say "Oh he's the best!"When all he did was sit by and rest?!
Lest we forget how sippity, soppity, sappity, soo
Was defeated by curtains, oh what a stupid, stupid fool!
What I have decreed is the worst of the four
I'm sure someone else is sure to deplore"NAY! Those men are not that way!"
And scribble out everything I have tried to say
Well good luck, dear friend, your work's in vain
The damage is done, all four are slain!
But you can try, until your dying day
And perhaps one day you'll deem your success
But until then let's not forget
Flibbity, flabbity, flobbity, floo, and all the Marauders too!