Write. Write. Write. Write. That's all I ever do
I think there is some sand in my shoe
I need to tell the Spartans' epic fight
Looks like I'm going to write through the night
The rulers of Lydia are in my work
Gyges to Candaules was a real big jerk
The singer Arion took a ride on a dolphin
Blarg. I'll be happy when I'm done coughin'
Tellus was the happiest person on earth
Adrastus reversed Atys's own birth
Croesus likes to test the oracles
I'll finish this book with a miracle
The oracles saw into the future
They didn't even have a computer
The oracles said: "if you dare attack
A mighty empire will never come back"
Pisistratus was a big bad tyrant
Sparta was the very young aspirant
Deioces rose o'er the rulers of Medes
Cyrus used the power it had received
Astyages tried to destroy Cyrus
Oh my how the time flies right on by us