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Chapter 1

EMMETTS POV

Half listening to Jasper ramble on about the woman he banged last night. I would throwing in a few "Uh huhs and wow I can't believe it." Just so he would think I was listening to him.

All of his stories started out the same way "She was wearing a pair of thigh high panty hoses." and ended with "The best fuck of my life." Now come on they all couldn't be the best. Yet when he told the story they were. I think some of it was he was lonely and this was his way of making up for not having a constant woman he loves in his life.

He was always trying to hook me up with some girl but I always said no. He keeps telling me that sooner or later I would wanna get laid. He was right about that part. I haven't had a woman to warm my bed in a long time.

There hasn't been a woman since my high school sweetheart, Rosalie. She was the most beautiful woman I have ever meet. The one that I was ready to ask to marry me and make my wife, my one and only. I wanted it all with her; a big house, lots of kids running around but most of all I wanted forever with her.

It always makes me smile when I think about her. But tears my heart apart at the same time. Clicking on the computer I was doing a extensive back ground search on one Mrs. Rosalie King. She married well after me because he is fucking loaded. He gave her the things that I couldn't, not just money. I have money but it was my life style and who I am that she grew to hate along with me.

Working for the Agency is the hardest on your personal life. No one and I mean no one, not even your parents, are allowed to know what you do for a living. And what I do is being a Spy. Keeping America safe from the bad guys that most of the time they don't even know exist. That's why when Rose finally had enough of my never being at home and never knowing where I was, she left me.

I didn't even fight her on it either. She was better off without me and a lot safer too. I knew it was coming and I was really sure she was seeing Royce King even when she was still with me. But, it really doesn't matter now anyways. The last thing she said to me before walking out the door for good was "I don't want you anymore and you're not good enough for me." In so many ways that's how I felt too, not good enough.

Maybe Jasper is on to something when he talks about the four F's; find them, feel them, fuck them and then completely forget about them. In our profession it's about all you can do. Trying to have a real relationship would only put them in danger too. Leaving a woman at home alone and lonely to long only spells out disaster. Rose proved that to me. That's why I vowed no more women in my life right now.

Being on the road and living out of a suitcase is kind of getting old to me. I just wanted to make my ten years for retirement then I am going to find a new line of work. Maybe even in computers. I have so much computer knowledge to make my cover seem real.

That's what everyone believes I do anyways, a computer analyst. I always smile to myself when they ask me what I do for a living. I give them a whole bunch of technical bullshit about computers that almost puts them to sleep so they won't ever ask me that question again. Works every time.

Looking at Roses picture, I was lost in her beautiful smile and oh those pouty lips. I heard throat clearing and it was Victoria, my commanding officer "You wouldn't be abusing company connections to check up on your old girl friend again would you Mr. Cullen?"

"Of course not. I was doing some follow up work." Then I gave her my dazzling smile.

Throwing a huge folder down on my desk she called Jasper over "I am giving this assignment to my favorite spy dicks."

That is her nickname for us because she thinks she's funny and I have to admit there are those times that we just act like dicks.

"We are getting strange murders popping up all around us that look very similar to the work of the Volturi gang. We are trying to keep it off the radar and out of the news as much as possible. Find out everything you can and I want results by Monday morning. I've already booked your flights to Seattle, Washington. I don't know if you two want the gay lovers as your cover again or what? But I don't want this leaking out to the press. Everything better stay low key."

Anything but the gay lovers routine again. We flipped a coin and I lost the last time. I was the bitch for a weekend. It's hard enough to pretend like were gay but Jasper is smaller and shorter than me.

Jasper picked the envelope that I have been playing with for about two months that was on my desk "Why don't we use your parents wedding anniversary party as our cover? Don't they live in Washington?" I decided not to go. I've been trying to make my decision and seeing Rose again would just mean more heart ache for me. It's not fair to my parents I know but, because of her I haven't went home for three years. I've shut that chapter of my life and haven't wanted to reopen it.

"Afraid we can't. I already declined the invitation. My sister Alice has worked really hard on this party and there wouldn't be any room for us there." I was hoping that this would be enough for them to shut up about it and they would let it go. But it wasn't.

"What an excellent idea Mr. Hale. That is the perfect cover." Arguing with Victoria that I would much rather pretend to be Jasper's gay lover.

She flipped her long red hair over her shoulder "You better leave early so that you can get pack to go see your parents. Because that had better be the cover you use. I will talk to you both on Monday. Have a great weekend boys."

Finishing the last of my work for the day. I picked up the envelope that Alice had sent me. Going back to the place I hadn't been to in so long was making my mind go in so many different directions.

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Meeting up with Jasper at the airport to make our flight "So what is Forks like? Are there hot women everywhere in night clubs?" I told him that he was going to be sadly disappointed. Forks is a small town without any kind of night life going on. Most places in town are closed by 11:00 p.m.

I gave my buddy a call I hadn't seen or talked to for a while. Asking him if he would pick us up at the airport. I wanted to prolong seeing everyone as long as possible. We might even crash at his house tonight before I let them know I'm back in town. Because once they find out you know I'm going to have to spend time with them.

Getting off the plane I was looking around for Jacob everywhere. He has gotten bigger and has buffed up since the last time I saw him "Hey man it's been so long. This is a friend of mine that works with me, Jasper Hale. Jasper this is the shit head that I grew up with. We use to go out on the weekends and would get so drunk that we would be howling at the moon before the end of the night."

Jacob and Jasper hit it off pretty well. A lot has changed over the years with Jacob other than his appearance. He was telling us about his wife, Leah and their two children Seth and Emily.

"When did you get married Jake? Thanks for letting me know?"

Feeling a little hurt that he didn't even tell me.

"Dude what are you talking about? I have been calling you for two years and this is the first time you have bothered to call me. Leah sent you I don't know how many emails and we mailed an invitation to your last known address. But that came back with no forwarding address. I've really missed you being around. We grew up more like brothers than friends."

Now I just felt bad. We were inseparable growing up and Jake is the closest thing I have to a brother, other than Jasper. When I left Rose behind I guess I did that to the ones I love and care about too.

Jake had made his own little business working on cars next to his house. He never even considered leaving here and leaving it like I did "I like the small town living. It's simple and I can breathe here. City living isn't for me and isn't the place I would want to raise my family. Don't you want to settle down and start a family?"

I had thought about it but that dream got taken away from me. Jake must have realized what he said by the look on my face "Oh shit Em, I'm sorry. Are you seeing anybody?" If it hadn't been for him after Rose left, I don't know if I would have made it through it or not. He listening to me ramble on and checked on me all the time. When I was at the lowest point in my life Jake was there for me.

Leah was nothing like I expected her to be either. Really pretty but sort of mouthy "Jake I asked you to have that done by the time I got home. One damn thing Jake one damn thing and you didn't do it."

Jake was telling her that he would have but he drove to the airport to pick us up and ran out of time. After Leah went into the house Jasper was razzing him a little bit "Does the little lady always make you toe the line like that? There is no damn woman that will pussy whip me."

Jake puffed out his chest "I am not pussy whipped. Just because I love my wife and want to make her happy doesn't mean anything. She knows how far to push me. She knows who wears the pants in this family."

Leah was yelling "Now Jacob." He was hustling it pretty fast to get to done what she wanted him to.

Jasper and I said it at the same time "Pussy whipped."

Jake was was busy with the kids, a wife and trying to earn a living. I felt like Jasper and I would be intruding by staying with them even though he kept saying it was fine for us to stay there.

With no rental car places in town Jake let us borrow a truck he was fixing up for resale. It was a rusty old faded red 1953 Chevy. We went into town to see if we could rent a room somewhere and get something to eat.

Pushing the old truck all the way too. I was kind of surprised that it made it there. Driving through the middle of the not so big town of Forks Jasper was taking it all in "Welcome to May Berry. I wonder where Andy and Barney hang out?"

The same old diner was still here that I grew up eating at as a kid. When I turned the truck off, it back fired like a gun shot "Now that's some low key shit right there. I'm glad we won't be in any high speed chases." Jasper always points out the most obvious shit to me sometimes.

Getting ready to go in the diner I noticed two cars that looked like they wouldn't belong in this town at all. They were parked in front of a little coffee shop across the street. I found that really strange so I stopped to watch for a minute "Jasper look." It was Aro and Demetri Volutri coming out of there.

This was just some random lucky shit on our part. We won't even have to stay here for another day. We could have this shit be wrapped up by tonight and gone before my family ever knows I was here.

They got into separate cars. Running back to the truck we both stopped "Nah."

We took off on foot to see where they went to since we could run faster than that old truck would go "Jasper follow Aro. I'll take Demetri." Jasper nodded and I was running as hard as I could to catch up with him. I saw the car round the corner and when I rounded it; I crashed into a little brunette girl that was carrying a take out tray of hot scalding coffee cups.

She was short and when those cups emptied on my crouch, I was on fire "Fuck."

Trying to get my pants down to get them unstuck from my burning skin. I saw her pointing something at me. I couldn't see. My eyes felt like someone had shoved hot pokers in them. The bitch pepper sprayed me.

I could only hear what was going on around me because I couldn't see a damn thing. I was feeling for the side of the building and had my hand on something soft yet hard "Emmett get your hand off my dick. We aren't playing like were gay lovers right now." It was Jasper's voice.

He helped me get my balance and asked if Demetri recognized me and had done this to me. When I told him what happened he started laughing "Some of the baddest terrorist in the world haven't been able to take you down and you get your ass handed to you by a girl. Damn I'm glad that girl didn't have a gun or she would have gotten some national top secrets out of you. By the way was she hot?" Every body thinks they are fucking funny I swear.

He was leading me to the car since I couldn't see very well still. There was a man I couldn't make out standing before us "That's him. That's the one that flashed me." That was a female voice. I was squinting really hard trying to make out the image.

Jasper was trying to explain to the officer that it was just a misunderstanding. But he let go of me, when I took a step towards them I couldn't see I was stepping down from the curb and fell to the ground "Just a misunderstanding huh? What is he drunk or high? I don't know where you two are from but we don't tolerate that kind of stuff around here." I was glad I took the time to stop and pull up my pants before this shit happened.

Discussing with Jasper who we were going to call for our bail. Since we don't live here we need someone local or someone with a lot of pull that would be willing to sign our bond "We can't call Victoria. It will blow our cover. We have to blend in with everyone especially since the Volturis are here in this town. Just call your parents."

"Fuck. Won't they be happy to see I'm home?"

I hope you enjoyed reading me. This is the first human story that I have written and I thought it would be fun!

Let me know what you think!

To my normal readers I've began updating all my stories again and wrote a couple of new stories as well.

Ricochet Of Love, Sons of Anarchy

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