You Disgust Me, a harry potter fanfic

Disclaimer: Sadly I do not won harry potter...*sigh* i got the idea for this story from a bumper sticker on facebook... so enjoy! =)

Hermione stomped through the snow, her anger boiling up inside of her. She was furious. How DARE he do that? What gave him the right to do that? Harry and Ginny had

long ago given up trying to calm her down. She was on a mission. A mission to find that bastard and tell him everything that was on her mind. She stalked through snow

drifts, her frustration almost reaching a breaking point. She glared at a sign as she past it without reading it. It exploded into pieces behind her. Her face was red, and her

anger and disgust was rolling off of her in waves. Finally she caught sight of the building she was looking for. This only served to magnify her anger. She stormed over to the

door and knocked. The door opened and a jolly man in a red suit looked down at the witch with the crazed eyes, her bushy hair going every which way, wearing a red sweater

and a yellow button both which displayed the letters S.P.E.W. (he could not for the life of him figure out what that meant) Before he could say anything, she pointed one

perfectly manicured nail and him and shouted. "YOU DISGUST ME!!!! The man took a step back in shock. "Whatever are you talking about little one?" he asked her

calmly. The witch shrieked. "THE ELVES YOU NITWIT! YOU'RE ENSLAVING THEM!!!!!!!!!!!" she turned on her heal and exited the workshop.

On December 26, Santa found all the presents he left for Hermione Granger returned with a note. "I DON"T EXCEPT SLAVE MADE GIFTS!" Santa sighed. What about the

"santa's elves get paid" sign did that girl not get? Geez, his twin Albus, told him she was intelligent.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Well i hope you all liked it. I thought it was slightly amusing. I'm hoping to get back to my other story : Saving The Angel within the week. I aim to have it updated by next week. If you, by chance dear reader, read the story please hang in there i'm working on it. For those of who don't: you should. Its a Hermione/Charlie fic. Please read it!

Until next time pot(ter) heads,