"Holmes, I swear that Chavito Heat has got the hots for Lita!" Eddie Guerrero told one of his closest friends, Chris Benoit. Eddie's nephew and fellow WWE Superstar - Chavo Guerrero - had been acting strangely, especially around the high flying red head that he had spoken of. Eddie had determined that his nephew had a school boy crush.
"Yeah, I got to agree. I just don't think that the feeling's mutual," Chris replied. While he didn't know Lita very well, he definitely knew Chavo, and it did seem like Chavo had a liking to her.
"Oh, holmes, I got to tell Rey!" Eddie hurried off through the locker room to find another one of his amigos. Chris turned his attention to his fellow Canadian and Superstar, Jason Reso - aka Christian.
"Man, we need some new talent. This locker room is great, but it could use a few new guys, since most of us are from WCW." While Christian had never been in the rival company, he couldn't help but agree with the Crippler.
"You know, my brother's a really great wrestler, but he got injured and..." Jason allowed himself to trail off.
"So? What does he do now? Still in the wrestling biz?"
"Sadly, no. He works at Best Buy now," Jay replied, wrinkling his nose in distaste.
"Best Buy? Really? Where does he live?" Chris was curious - maybe the WWE could get another person on the creative team or something.
"He lived in Orangeville, Ontario, but he's moved to the states now. He's living in Atlanta."
"Do you think we could use him on screen?" Chris had enough stoke in the WWE to get Vince to hire someone new.
"Anything but actually wrestling. He does look a better than me, sadly." Jay chased his confession with a laugh.
"Really?" Chris smirked. "I find that hard to believe."
"So do I."