**I don't own Zim, this is my own character from a RPG I'm playing. I've decided to put it into a story n' post it. Don't mind the spelling/grammar, can't get the spell check to work n' i really don't care. sorry. hope u enjoy this, more chapters up when i get the time! BTW, go to www.geocities.com./the_hellish_garden/index.html to see her site, it's awsome, and maybe even join the invasion ~_^ **

Chapter 1: MISSION-THINGY RECEIVED!

The halls of Conventia are crowed as the all mighty tallest drop down on their little flying-thingy and announce this years Impending Doom Mission #2. All the Irkans gather around to see who will be chosen to invade who and what. The all-mighty tallest are now announceing the Invaders as I cross my fingers and hope I'm one of them.

"INVADER DAFT!" They cry as I rush up to the stage.

I stumble and trip and roll onto stage in front of my great rulers as they stare down @ me from their tallest hights.

"er..." Purple says "welcome!"

I smile up @ them and hurry over to my spot, stumbling on the way. The great assigning goes on and an unexpected guest arrives. I hardly pay attention I'm so excited. Then it comes time for my assigned planet.

"Invader Daft..." They call

I step up to recieve my planet, the excitement building.

"you get...THE PLANET OF LOTSA THINGS TO TRIP OVER AND FALL INTO!"

I can hardly believe that i have a planet, and soon the assigning is over and we are lined up to recive our S.I.Rs. There is a slight disturbance up ahead as the special guest gets a S.I.R...Then after a few it's my turn...i can't wait ne longer. Then a S.I.R drops from above and unfolds. It saluts and reports.

"S.I.R! reporting for duty master!"

"good sir! lets go!"

"yes master!"

we walk off to get our pods and our Irkan utility paks and start our mission.

"Now Sir, sit in here and i'll b right back." I say

"Yes master!" he says and jumps into the pod-thingy.

I turn and rush off to get my utility pak. when i return I see a blinding light and a burst of energy shakes my vehicle.

"OHNO! WHAT'S HAPPENING!" i scream and rush over.

The light leaves and my sir is lieing on the ground outside my pod, dazed. It's eyes are flashing from purple, to green, to red, to black. They turn red again and my sir sits up.

"SIR! u ok? data and status report!"

"stata scannnnning...." bleeps my sir.

"sunny and warm with a high temperature of..."

I reach over and whack my sir in the head and his eyes fizzle and come on strong.

"data fine, status, fine, a bit dizzy, memory shaken but repairing. ready to go master."

"good" I say and put my sir in the vootcrusier and get in myself. "NOW! TO RIEN DOOM DOWN UPON THE DOOMED PLANET OF MY ASSIGNED CHOICE!" I screach as my sir and i start up and take off into the starlight in search of our planet to begin our mission of DOOM!

Will we make it? What is is with the energy burst in my sir? Could this effect ne thing on my mission? Will i conquer my planet or will it conquer me? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER AND LETS HOPE I DON'T TRIP!!!!!!!!!