How to Handle: Your Own Death Note Character
I. L
Congratulations! You have just received your very own L! Our super genius detective comes with:
(1) laptop
(2) sets of clothes
(1) eyebrow waxer
(1) box of assorted candies
(1) eyeliner
(1) Light doll
A. Food
L can be fed anything, as long as it is sweet, contains a more-than-enough amount of sugar, or preferably both. He does need to eat healthy things on occasion, though, so he stays...healthy, of course! Strawberries is just about the only thing he'll eat that's closest to being 'healthy'.
Warning: Force feeding of other various healthy foods may be necessary.
L also enjoys drinking coffee. He needs energy to stay awake as he solves many difficult cases. He especially enjoys coffee when there's x10 the amount of sugar a normal person would use mixed in. So, if you want to make him happy, go out to the store, buy a bucket of sugar, and dump about 10-15 spoons into the source of his insomnia.
C. DO NOT
These are some tips to make sure your L keeps sane, so make sure to follow them!
.The most important thing to remember is to never, ever bring up Beyond Birthday. Avoid the use of the letter(s) B, like we have above.
.Second most important thing: Do not refrain him from eating sweets for more than two(2) hours. Below is a list of withdrawal symptoms.
..Withdrawal Symptoms:
...Muttering to self
...Hallucinations
...And the slight(25%) possibility of him blowing up. :)
.Another tip is to not waste your money buying socks for L, because you're OC and think that his feet is germy(Which makes no sense, because if you're OC, how could his feet have possibly gotten germy when your floor is sparkly clean?!)
.Do not waste your money on mirrors for his rooms. I suggest that he be voided clear of any clear, reflective objects. He will claim to have seen BB, and his Insomnia Level will rise even higher(Level 99901).
And, ta-da! You're all set to take care of your L.
Coming up next...Mello!
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