Gryffindor Rules!

A/N: I don't own Harry Potter or Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3.

Glasses, with green eyes underneath

He's got the taste of Butter Beer on his teeth

He's a hero

But he ain't got a need

Black and the Potters left him rich to his teeth

D-D-D-Dementors, try to give him the Kiss

But Harry turns around, Expecto Patronus

T-tell your Death Eaters, if they say they got me

That I defeated Voldemort and I ain't freaking scared of them.

Malfoy wants to punch me

Woah

Snape wants to hex me

Woah

Death Eaters won't leave me alone

Woah, oh, oh

Gryffindor rules,

Gryffindor rules,

Gryffindor rules,

Way more than Slytherin.

Malfoy wants to punch me

Woah

Snape wants to hex me

Woah

Death Eaters won't leave me alone

Woah, oh, oh

Gryffindor rules,

Gryffindor rules,

Gryffindor rules,

Way more than Slytherin.

A scar on the top of your head,

Cover it with your hair to try to fit in

At the sorting,

They put you on stage

And everybody whispered when they heard your name

P-P-P- Potions, that class you dread

You can't even make a simple Draught of the Living Dead

And the worst is, (worst is)

Everyone knows who you are

Snape points out that you really suck!

Malfoy wants to punch me

Woah

Snape wants to hex me

Woah

Death Eaters won't leave me alone

Woah, oh, oh

Gryffindor rules,

Gryffindor rules,

Gryffindor rules,

Way more than Slytherin.

Malfoy wants to punch me

Woah

Snape wants to hex me

Woah

Death Eaters won't leave me alone

Woah, oh, oh

Gryffindor rules,

Gryffindor rules,

Gryffindor rules,

Way more than Slytherin.

Shush boys

Shut your lips

Do Like Sirius Black, escape Azkaban

I said, Shush boys

Shut your lips

Do Like Sirius Black, escape Azkaban

I said, Shush boys

Shut your lips

Do Like Sirius Black, escape Azkaban

(Woah, woah, woah-oh-oh)

(Woah, woah, woah-oh-oh)

Malfoy wants to punch me

Woah

Snape wants to hex me

Woah

Death Eaters won't leave me alone

Woah, oh, oh

Gryffindor rules,

Gryffindor rules,

Gryffindor rules,

Way more than Slytherin.

Malfoy wants to punch me

Woah

Snape wants to hex me

Woah

Death Eaters won't leave me alone

Woah, oh, oh

Gryffindor rules,

Gryffindor rules,

Gryffindor rules,

Way more than Slytherin.