"Learn how to cook with saiyuki"
Disclaimer: I own nothing... Saiyuki or any other anime don't belong to me... I only have my super-duper genius mind.. Nyahahahahahahahahahahahah! ~~~~~~~~~~~^______________________^
Director: "OK, guys. ready 3. 2..1. Action!
Hakkai: hello boys and girls. welcome to our very own cooking show. But before we start, we shall introduce ourselves first.. I'm Hakkai!
Goku: " orewa , son Goku and I love food. "Long live food"
*WHACK! WHACK!*
Sanzo : "bakasaru.."
Hakkai: maa.maa Sanzo , please don't loose your temper here. ^^";
Goku: orewa. son goku. and I lov.
Gojyo: oi!!! It's my turn..
Goku: NANI!!!! Kono ero kappa!!
Gojyo: "don't call me that. kono bakasaru . just shut up!!!"
Gojyo:*ahem* "I'm gojyo. and beautiful girls out there...."
Goku: "urusei! Ero kappa . this is not a flirting show!!!!!"
*WHACK! WHACK!*
Sanzo: "just die!!" *Loads gun*
Hakkai: "maa..maa Sanzo, let's start!"
Goku: "LONG LIVE FOOD"
Hakkai: now goku, we are about to start.. So stop saying that can you?
Goku: HAI!!.... "LONG LIV.....
*WHACK! WHACK! *
Sanzo: shut up! Bakasaru! Say that again and I'll shorten your life together with you food!
Hakkai: I think it's gojyo's turn Gojyo: now ladies.. let me tell you the things that you need! Before that.... we are baki....
Sanzo: or rather before you forget..
Hakkai: no fighting. this is a family show!
Gojyo: corrupt monk!..... Now back to me!. as I was saying we are baking a special chocolate sponge cake for today! So all we need are .. flour, butter, eggs, sponge, oven to bake wit...
*WHACK! WHACK! *
Sanzo: what's with THE SPONGE got to do with the cake? And why did you say oven? BAKA YARO!
Gojyo: well this is a sponge cake! So how can we call it sponge cake without a sponge! Corrupt monk!
Sanzo: let me do it if you can't..
*Kicks gojyo out of the way*
Sanzo: put in anything you want for this special cake!. after all it is special...
Hakkai: I don't think that's the way!
Sanzo: never mind!
Goku: sanzo.. I want to do the talking too!..
Sanzo: bakasaru! Omae....!*loads gun*
Goku: pleaaaaaaaaaaasssssee!! Sanzzzzzzoooo!!
Sanzo: huh!
Goku: Sankyu!.. now people . .. Firstly we put in the flour then put the eggs in! *Pour and put everything into the big plastic bowl*
*WHACK! WHACK! *
Sanzo: BREAK THE EGGS FIRST! BAKASARU!!!
Goku: gomen!.. But I think it's wasteful!
~ After a few minutes trying to break the egg ~~
Goku: sanzo! What kind of egg is this! I cannot break it!*stepping on the egg*
Sanzo: baka! Move aside! *Toss the egg in the air and shoots it* ~~~~~~~ After a few hundreds shots ~~~~~
Sanzo: *sweatdrops*
Gojyo: hahahahah even the great sanzo couldn't do such simple job!..
*WHACK* Sanzo: breaks it if you can! Redhead!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Goku: give it up. Ero kappa!.. it's been an hour already! Now let me just put it in! After all it is special
Gojyo: but before you bake it! I have a good tip for you ladies out there......, you can add in some liquor in to make that man sleep with you! *wink wink * The more the better!
Hakkai: gojyo-san .. I don't think that's a good tip at all!
Goku: back to me! Ok! It's time to bake! *Opens the oven and put the whole plastic bowl in*
Hakkai: wait! Let's think! What will happen to the plastic bowl if we put it into a hot oven? ^___^
Gojyo: melt?
Hakkai: yes! Gojyo-san has answered the million question !
Goku: masaka!!!
Sanzo: *fire his gun*..... Just die all of you!
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This is my first time writing!.. I know it's not that good. but please review... it's so important to me! DO REVIEW.. It might inspire me to write next chapter!!! The director was me!! ^______^ Excuse me if there is any grammar or typing error! Hontou GOMEN -NASAI! ^____^
Disclaimer: I own nothing... Saiyuki or any other anime don't belong to me... I only have my super-duper genius mind.. Nyahahahahahahahahahahahah! ~~~~~~~~~~~^______________________^
Director: "OK, guys. ready 3. 2..1. Action!
Hakkai: hello boys and girls. welcome to our very own cooking show. But before we start, we shall introduce ourselves first.. I'm Hakkai!
Goku: " orewa , son Goku and I love food. "Long live food"
*WHACK! WHACK!*
Sanzo : "bakasaru.."
Hakkai: maa.maa Sanzo , please don't loose your temper here. ^^";
Goku: orewa. son goku. and I lov.
Gojyo: oi!!! It's my turn..
Goku: NANI!!!! Kono ero kappa!!
Gojyo: "don't call me that. kono bakasaru . just shut up!!!"
Gojyo:*ahem* "I'm gojyo. and beautiful girls out there...."
Goku: "urusei! Ero kappa . this is not a flirting show!!!!!"
*WHACK! WHACK!*
Sanzo: "just die!!" *Loads gun*
Hakkai: "maa..maa Sanzo, let's start!"
Goku: "LONG LIVE FOOD"
Hakkai: now goku, we are about to start.. So stop saying that can you?
Goku: HAI!!.... "LONG LIV.....
*WHACK! WHACK! *
Sanzo: shut up! Bakasaru! Say that again and I'll shorten your life together with you food!
Hakkai: I think it's gojyo's turn Gojyo: now ladies.. let me tell you the things that you need! Before that.... we are baki....
Sanzo: or rather before you forget..
Hakkai: no fighting. this is a family show!
Gojyo: corrupt monk!..... Now back to me!. as I was saying we are baking a special chocolate sponge cake for today! So all we need are .. flour, butter, eggs, sponge, oven to bake wit...
*WHACK! WHACK! *
Sanzo: what's with THE SPONGE got to do with the cake? And why did you say oven? BAKA YARO!
Gojyo: well this is a sponge cake! So how can we call it sponge cake without a sponge! Corrupt monk!
Sanzo: let me do it if you can't..
*Kicks gojyo out of the way*
Sanzo: put in anything you want for this special cake!. after all it is special...
Hakkai: I don't think that's the way!
Sanzo: never mind!
Goku: sanzo.. I want to do the talking too!..
Sanzo: bakasaru! Omae....!*loads gun*
Goku: pleaaaaaaaaaaasssssee!! Sanzzzzzzoooo!!
Sanzo: huh!
Goku: Sankyu!.. now people . .. Firstly we put in the flour then put the eggs in! *Pour and put everything into the big plastic bowl*
*WHACK! WHACK! *
Sanzo: BREAK THE EGGS FIRST! BAKASARU!!!
Goku: gomen!.. But I think it's wasteful!
~ After a few minutes trying to break the egg ~~
Goku: sanzo! What kind of egg is this! I cannot break it!*stepping on the egg*
Sanzo: baka! Move aside! *Toss the egg in the air and shoots it* ~~~~~~~ After a few hundreds shots ~~~~~
Sanzo: *sweatdrops*
Gojyo: hahahahah even the great sanzo couldn't do such simple job!..
*WHACK* Sanzo: breaks it if you can! Redhead!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Goku: give it up. Ero kappa!.. it's been an hour already! Now let me just put it in! After all it is special
Gojyo: but before you bake it! I have a good tip for you ladies out there......, you can add in some liquor in to make that man sleep with you! *wink wink * The more the better!
Hakkai: gojyo-san .. I don't think that's a good tip at all!
Goku: back to me! Ok! It's time to bake! *Opens the oven and put the whole plastic bowl in*
Hakkai: wait! Let's think! What will happen to the plastic bowl if we put it into a hot oven? ^___^
Gojyo: melt?
Hakkai: yes! Gojyo-san has answered the million question !
Goku: masaka!!!
Sanzo: *fire his gun*..... Just die all of you!
###############^^^^^^^^^^^^^^##########
This is my first time writing!.. I know it's not that good. but please review... it's so important to me! DO REVIEW.. It might inspire me to write next chapter!!! The director was me!! ^______^ Excuse me if there is any grammar or typing error! Hontou GOMEN -NASAI! ^____^