OK let me thank HexTheDayDreamer for letting me do this,

If I owned anything do you think Joker wouldn't be beaten to a bloody crisp for killing Jason?

Let's begin.

1: Rules

They had all ended up in one ruff. Bruce didn't know how but he was stuck with all of them. Don't get him wrong he loves his kids, but together they could be a handful that's why he decided there had to be rules for everyone. So they were all on the couch looking at each other having no clue why they were all there.

"Ok there have got to be some rules even if your older than 18!" he said looking at Dick and Jason.

"Rule 1: No pranks Rule2: Everyone has to attend school except Dick." Bruce started and Jason waited to hear his name but when he didn't he looked at Bruce.

"What about me I'm 19!"

"Well Jay you're technically like what 16" Tim answered.

"Shut up replacement!" Jason started "No Jason he's right you'll be a junior we can make you look younger but you must attend school"

"Rule 3: No suspensions or expelling this year Rule 4: and this is important no touchy my cars if you do Batman can't kill but Bruce Wayne will."

2: Suspension

Bruce Wayne was making his way back into the office. Even though his rule was no suspension Jason had gotten 4 detentions 7 write ups and caught the school of fire TWICE. How he did not know all he knew was he was suspecting to see Jason Peter Todd in the principles chair. And who does he see, that's right you guessed it.

Timothy Jackson Drake wait WHAT! There Tim sat looking pretty nervous, well that wasn't a good sign.

"Ah, Mr. Wayne nice to see you again" The principle said.

"Wish it was on better terms Mr. Johnson," Bruce said.

"Well I think Mr. Drake would like to explain what had happened,"

"actually I'd rather not," Tim said timidly.

"Tim" Bruce said.

"Fine, but save the yelling till the end please, it all started out when me and Chelsea where making out in the Cafeteria," Bruce looked like he was ready to explode, "Then Jack came over saying it was his girl, I got mad and he throw his tray on me then I decided I'd start a small incy bit of a food fight then-"

"Mr. Johnson, Mr. Todd's here" the secautery said. Bruce put a hand over his face and told the principle to just send him in.

"Ok, thanks Nancy Mr. T how's it goin'? Timmy you'll never guess what happened Bruce will fl- BRUCE oh um didn't see you there um so um how's it hanging?" Jason said coming in.

"sit" Bruce said and Jason did, the principle would have done a spit take but that wouldn't have been unperffesional.

"look Mr. T all I did was hit the kid, nothin' like usual he messed with Timmy boy throwin' food on him so we met up for a um a chat yeah and long story short I punched him." Jason tried to act like he didn't care that Bruce was here but it kinda scarred him.

"Look Mr. Thompson how long are they suspended?" Bruce said.

"Both I would say three weeks," The principle said.

"Thank you for your time" Bruce said grabbing both boys by the scruff of their necks pushing them out the door.

3: Pranks

It had been an awful day. Dick drew on his face while he had been asleep; with permant marker might he add. Jason stole his business clothes and put dresses in their place causing him to be late looking for them. Tim unplugged his all the alarm clocks so he was late for work and them for school. Stephanie and Cassandra took all the phones and replaced them with toy phones. The only one who has not pranked him was Damien.

Sweet, innocent Damien. But when he walked into the room all his children were smirking and giggling.

He then saw Dick go over to Damien, "good job buddy" Damien smiled and Tim and Jason high fived.

Alfred then came into the room and had the look of shock on his face, "Master Bruce, what on Earth happened to your hair?" 'My hair?'

When he looked in the mirror he saw pink neon hair and ran in the room to only see Jason and Tim, who had been suspended.

"hey Timmy"

"yeah Jay"

"We didn't plan on being the only ones here did we?"

"Nope"

"Crap"

4: I just know

"Hey Bruce can i-"

"No Dick you can't take the Porsche"

"How did you-"

"I'm Batman" Dick then left the room and met up with Jason.

"Did you get'em"

"no but…I think Bruce made a joke?"

5: Smoking.

When Bruce found Jason smoking he would immediately take the cigerate out of his mouth, saying they would kill him, but Jason would just light another one. So Bruce would hide his box.

Jason would get angry and would tore the house up looking for them.

The next day the cycle would repeat.

Hope you enjoy! Oh and I don't do slash or the incest thing where they have DickxJason sorry it's just not me!