Okay, I can explain this nightmarish one shot. I watched Yes Man. If you haven't seen it watch it and you'll understand. If you have seen it, I'm sorry to reinstitute that nightmarish, yet hilarious, image in your head. Thanks to JellybeanChiChi for the beta job. Not highlights on this one. I think I'm getting the hang of this! :D
Grissom was trapped. His eyes darted around the room in a desperate search for escape but there was none. He moved further backward until his back hit the wall. He couldn't help the heavy drag for each breath as panic began to set into him while the two of them continued to advance on him at an even pace.
"It's alright, Dr. Grissom," the older one said smoothly. "We'll be gentle."
Gil swallowed the lump in his throat as the two sisters approached him. "Ladies… please,"
"Don't worry, Elizabeth and I can make you a very happy man, Dr. Grissom." The younger of the two said.
"Why yes," Elizabeth said as she reached out her aged hand and caressed his bearded cheek. "Agatha and I could do things to you that you would never forget."
Grissom couldn't help the shaking of his body as the two women in their nineties began caressing him. He couldn't restrain their hands, knowing their bones were frail, and when he tried to deflect their caresses they each grabbed one of his wrists and pinned his arms to the wall. He was surprised by their strength when he struggled against them.
"You shouldn't do this," Grissom tried not to sound pleading but couldn't quite help it as the elderly sisters began groping his body.
Jim Brass walked into the room and stopped in the doorway. He struggled not to laugh as he watched his friend struggle with the two, elderly sisters as they felt him up. After a couple of minutes of watching the display before him the detective decided that he should rescue his friend when one sister began making out with the investigator's neck and the other sucked his earlobe into her toothless mouth.
Brass cleared his throat. "Ladies, do you realize that I could arrest you right now for sexual harassment?"
He startled the sisters and they stammered their responses as they turned to see him and hurried to close their housecoats. Grissom was relieved and embarrassed to see his friend standing there with a suppressed grin and wondered how much of the display he had seen.
"You alright, Gil?"
"Yeah," Grissom choked out as he moved away from the two ladies to stand near his colleague.
"Do you want to press charges?"
"No," Grissom replied as he straightened himself and took charge of the situation. "As long as you both give me your word that you will never touch me again." After receiving the promise of the two sisters the two men left the simple apartment.
As Brass drove down the sun lit boulevard he could see his friend sitting in the seat next to him, fighting the heebie jeebies. He couldn't help but laugh at him.
"So, Gil, how was it to lip lock with those honey's?"
Grissom's face steeled. "If you tell anyone about what happened I'll tell everyone about the old man that grabbed your ass last summer."
The remainder of the ride was silent as both men sat stoned faced and struggled against their involuntary shudders.
I know, I know. I'm sorry... I'm so sorry. Go ahead, tell me how disgusted you are.