What Beans Can do to Your Mental Health.
Disclaimer: I don't own Ronin Warriors, Sailor Moon, the WWF or Mankind, or the Wizard of Oz.
Hmm... Ok, my name is Amy-chan and I'm about to write a fanfic about...
Sage: Me!
Ryo: NO! Amy-chan is gonna write a fanfic 'bout me!
Cye: Uh-uh. It's gonna be 'bout ME!
Rowen: No. It's about me.
Kento: You're all wrong! It'll be about me eating a big plate of warm gooey chocolate chip
cookies. *licks lips*
White Blaze: Roar!
Mia: Wrong again, my furry friend. This will be a fanfic about me!
*hear clanky noises*
Anubis: This fan fiction the great Amy-chan is about to write will be about me.
Amy-chan: (mutters) Boy, this guy knows how to kiss up. (louder) You are all wrong.
I am about to write a fic about Sailor Moon!
Serena (Usagi): Yea!
Ronin Warriors: Awww... :(
Amy-chan: Gotcha! I'm about to write a fic about the Ronin Warriors.
Sage: And how cute Sage is.
Rowen: You're so full of yourself Sage!
Sage: Shut-up! Blue boy!
Rowen: Don't you call me that Blondie!
Sage: You little b*****d
*Sage throws punch at Rowen, misses and hits Kento, who's still licking his lips*
Sage: Sorry Kento.
Kento: You son of a b****
Mia: Watch you're language around White Blaze!
*Mia aims well-placed slap at Kento, but hits Anubis*
Anubis: You *CENSORED*
Ryo: Don't you dare call Mia that!
Anubis (sneers): Whatcha gonna do to me, ya *CENSORED*
Mia: *gasp*
Ryo; %(*^%$@(&*^%@*&^%#!#%^&
*Ryo hits Anubis, who falls into Mia, who falls into a lamp, which hit
Cye on the back of the head*
Cye: *sees stars*
Amy-chan: Guys...
*Nobody pays attention and keeps beating each other to a bloody pulp.*
Amy-chan (louder): Guys... Guys!
*Still nobody pays attention*
Amy-chan (screaming): PEOPLE!
*Everybody stops in the middle of what they are doing. *
Amy-chan: Thank you. Now can we please get on with the story?
*Ronin Warriors plus Mia, Anubis, and White Blaze nod*
Amy-chan: Thank you. *Pauses* And you just made me forget what I was gonna say. Now the story
dosn't have a plot anymore! WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *Cries REALLY loud*
Sage: Awww... we're sorry Amy-chan.
Amy-chan: You are?
Sage: Sure. And just to make up for it, we'll create a plot for you.
Amy-chan: Thanks anyway, but I think it would be best if I did the thinking around here.
But we need a plot, and a story line.
Kento: Hey I heard that Tulpa has a plot, and we can find a story line along the way!
Amy-chan: Great idea, Kento!
Ronin Warriors (minus Kento): Yeah, great idea Kento.
Anubis: Wish I'd thought of it.
Amy-chan: Well, time's a'wasting. Lets go!
*Ronin Warriors, Amy-chan, and crew walk down a yellow brick road*
Amy-chan: I've got a feeling I've seen this before. *shrugs,* Oh well. We're off to see Tupla...
*Amy-chan and the whole modly crew walking into a dark forest.*
Amy-chan: Toto, I mean Kento, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas... I mean that place we
were in anymore.
Cye: I'm scared.
Sage: Aw, shut up, ya big scaredy cat.
Cye: But what if there were lions, and tigers, and bears, oh my!
Everyone: Lions, and tigers and bears, oh my!
Mankind: Tables and latters and chairs, oh my! (All WWF fans out there
will know what I'm talking about)
*Just then a guy in a lion suit jumps out of the bushes.*
Amy-chan: *Screams* AAAHHHHHHHH! Ryo DO something!
Ryo: Like what?
Amy-chan:YOU'RE the Ronin Warrior!
Ryo:Oh yeah! Armor of Wildfire D-
Lion Guy: Please don't hurt me!
*All back up.*
Lion Guy: I'm a cowardly lion and I wanna go with you to see the wizard to get some courage.
Rowen: Guys, I think we took a wrong turn back at that talking scarecrow who said he wanted
a million dollars.
Anubis: Don't you mean a brain?
Rowen: No thanks, I've already got one.
Lion Guy: Please let me come with you to see the wizard so I can get some courage.
Kento: Uh, dude, we're going to see Tulpa.
Lion Guy:????????
Kento: Dude, you know, the big ugly guy with a red mask?
Sage: Kento, he dosn't know who the hell you're talking about.
Kento: Dude, you wanna do this?
Sage: Uh, no.
Amy-chan: Hey, huddle up.
Mia: What are you a football coach?
*Everyone huddles around Amy-chan*
Amy-chan: Ok, on my signal, everyone run like you've never run before.
Everyone: Gotcha.
Amy-chan: Ok, now!
*Everyone runs really fast.*
Lion Guy: Wait! Where are you going? I was gonna make expresso.
*12 miles later*
Kento: I've never run so fast in my life.
Rowen: Hey, look guys! A rusty tin man.
Amy-chan: Ok, now I'm sure I've seen this all before.
Cye: Where?
Ryo: I know what she's talking about! It's called The Wizard of Shnoz, and a little kid
named Judy Dorothy helps a British police man, a door-to-door insurance salesman, and a
money lender. The money lender wants a heart, the door-to-door insurance salesman wants a brain
and the British police man wants a car!!
Amy-chan: Uh, close enough.
Rowen: Hey! Look!
*A figure walks up to Ronin Warriors+ Mia, White Blaze, Anubis, and Amy-chan*
Figure: I'll give you three chaces to guess my name, and if you guess right...
Amy-chan: Uh-oh. Guys on my signal I want you to...
Cye: Run, right?
Amy-chan: Yep.
Rowen: Ok.
Amy-chan: Ok, GO!
*Everyone runs like they have never run before. With Amy-chan in the lead.*
Figure: Wait! Guess my name! Guess my name!
Kento: Ok, now this is getting scary.
Rowen: And it's about to get scarier. There are the gates to Tulpa's castle.
Ryo: The spirits!
Amy-chan: Let us in, you no good transparent mime look-a-likes!
Spirit #1: Guess a number 1-10. If you guess right, then we'll let you in.
Spirit #2: Each one of you gets a turn.
Amy-chan: Ok.
Anubis (muttering): How stupid. There are eight of us, not counting White Blaze, and only
ten numbers to choose from.
Spirit #1: You go first,
Everyone: Who?
Spirit #1: The girl.
Mia and Amy-chan: Which one?
Spirit #1: The girl with stupid outfit.
Mia: I guess that means you, Amy-chan.
Amy-chan: Grrr... My outfit is not stupid. It's very fashionable
Spirit #1: Since when is a Ronin Warriors T-shirt and cut-off jeans fashionable?
Amy-chan: You're just jealous 'cause I got a cool T-shirt and you don't!
Spirit #2: Can we just get on with this, PLEASE?
Amy-chan: I pick six
Mia: ten
Sage: nine
Rowen: three
Ryo: four
Anubis: two and a half
Kento: I like cheese.
Cye: one
White Blaze: Roar!
Spirit #1: Kento guessed it.
*All except Kento look confused.*
Kento: Cool!
*Amy-chan shrugs*
Sage: Will you let us in now?
Spirit #1: Ok. Hey, #2, ya wanna order a pizza?
*Everyone walks into Tupla's castle. Where upon finding Tulpa and Lady Kyra making out*
Cye: I knew it! I knew it! Hand it over Ryo!
*Ryo gives Cye five dollars.*
Kyra: *blush* You little brats! DIE RONIN SCUM! DIE!
Amy-chan: Calm down! I heard that Tulpa had a plot.
Tulpa: Sorry, kid. The only plot I have is one to kill the Ronin Warriors.
Sage: Really? How does it work?
Tulpa: Oh, it's really easy. See, we get you guys here, then capture someone near and dear
to you. Then we... Wait a second! Go away! You can't see this!
Sage: Oh well. Worth a try.
Amy-chan: *cries really loud*
Tulpa: I can give you these ruby red slippers if you want.
Amy-chan: No.
Tulpa: Your loss.
*Amy-chan and crew leave Tulpa's Castle*
Spirit #1: Bye! Come back soon.
*Walking down the yellow brick road.*
Amy-chan: I'm a failure as a fanfic writer! *Cries some more.*
*Just then a figure appears in a bubble.*
Figure in bubble: Don't cry.
Amy-chan: AHHHHHHHHH! Who are you?!
Figure in blubble: I'm you're fairy godmother Belinda.
Amy-chan: Make it stop! Make it stop!
Kento: I like cheese.
Belinda: Ahhhh! I'm lactose intolerant! Get away!
Kento: Cheese, cheese, cheese.
*Belinda melts*
Amy-chan: Kento, you melted her.
Ryo: Hey look! Emerald Town!
Amy-chan: This is too much.
Cye: You're telling me.
*Suddenly an alarm clock rings somewhere.*
Amy-chan: Bye!
*Amy-chan wakes up.*
Amy-chan: Boy what a warped dream. Must have been those beans right before bed.
End
Disclaimer: I don't own Ronin Warriors, Sailor Moon, the WWF or Mankind, or the Wizard of Oz.
Hmm... Ok, my name is Amy-chan and I'm about to write a fanfic about...
Sage: Me!
Ryo: NO! Amy-chan is gonna write a fanfic 'bout me!
Cye: Uh-uh. It's gonna be 'bout ME!
Rowen: No. It's about me.
Kento: You're all wrong! It'll be about me eating a big plate of warm gooey chocolate chip
cookies. *licks lips*
White Blaze: Roar!
Mia: Wrong again, my furry friend. This will be a fanfic about me!
*hear clanky noises*
Anubis: This fan fiction the great Amy-chan is about to write will be about me.
Amy-chan: (mutters) Boy, this guy knows how to kiss up. (louder) You are all wrong.
I am about to write a fic about Sailor Moon!
Serena (Usagi): Yea!
Ronin Warriors: Awww... :(
Amy-chan: Gotcha! I'm about to write a fic about the Ronin Warriors.
Sage: And how cute Sage is.
Rowen: You're so full of yourself Sage!
Sage: Shut-up! Blue boy!
Rowen: Don't you call me that Blondie!
Sage: You little b*****d
*Sage throws punch at Rowen, misses and hits Kento, who's still licking his lips*
Sage: Sorry Kento.
Kento: You son of a b****
Mia: Watch you're language around White Blaze!
*Mia aims well-placed slap at Kento, but hits Anubis*
Anubis: You *CENSORED*
Ryo: Don't you dare call Mia that!
Anubis (sneers): Whatcha gonna do to me, ya *CENSORED*
Mia: *gasp*
Ryo; %(*^%$@(&*^%@*&^%#!#%^&
*Ryo hits Anubis, who falls into Mia, who falls into a lamp, which hit
Cye on the back of the head*
Cye: *sees stars*
Amy-chan: Guys...
*Nobody pays attention and keeps beating each other to a bloody pulp.*
Amy-chan (louder): Guys... Guys!
*Still nobody pays attention*
Amy-chan (screaming): PEOPLE!
*Everybody stops in the middle of what they are doing. *
Amy-chan: Thank you. Now can we please get on with the story?
*Ronin Warriors plus Mia, Anubis, and White Blaze nod*
Amy-chan: Thank you. *Pauses* And you just made me forget what I was gonna say. Now the story
dosn't have a plot anymore! WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *Cries REALLY loud*
Sage: Awww... we're sorry Amy-chan.
Amy-chan: You are?
Sage: Sure. And just to make up for it, we'll create a plot for you.
Amy-chan: Thanks anyway, but I think it would be best if I did the thinking around here.
But we need a plot, and a story line.
Kento: Hey I heard that Tulpa has a plot, and we can find a story line along the way!
Amy-chan: Great idea, Kento!
Ronin Warriors (minus Kento): Yeah, great idea Kento.
Anubis: Wish I'd thought of it.
Amy-chan: Well, time's a'wasting. Lets go!
*Ronin Warriors, Amy-chan, and crew walk down a yellow brick road*
Amy-chan: I've got a feeling I've seen this before. *shrugs,* Oh well. We're off to see Tupla...
*Amy-chan and the whole modly crew walking into a dark forest.*
Amy-chan: Toto, I mean Kento, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas... I mean that place we
were in anymore.
Cye: I'm scared.
Sage: Aw, shut up, ya big scaredy cat.
Cye: But what if there were lions, and tigers, and bears, oh my!
Everyone: Lions, and tigers and bears, oh my!
Mankind: Tables and latters and chairs, oh my! (All WWF fans out there
will know what I'm talking about)
*Just then a guy in a lion suit jumps out of the bushes.*
Amy-chan: *Screams* AAAHHHHHHHH! Ryo DO something!
Ryo: Like what?
Amy-chan:YOU'RE the Ronin Warrior!
Ryo:Oh yeah! Armor of Wildfire D-
Lion Guy: Please don't hurt me!
*All back up.*
Lion Guy: I'm a cowardly lion and I wanna go with you to see the wizard to get some courage.
Rowen: Guys, I think we took a wrong turn back at that talking scarecrow who said he wanted
a million dollars.
Anubis: Don't you mean a brain?
Rowen: No thanks, I've already got one.
Lion Guy: Please let me come with you to see the wizard so I can get some courage.
Kento: Uh, dude, we're going to see Tulpa.
Lion Guy:????????
Kento: Dude, you know, the big ugly guy with a red mask?
Sage: Kento, he dosn't know who the hell you're talking about.
Kento: Dude, you wanna do this?
Sage: Uh, no.
Amy-chan: Hey, huddle up.
Mia: What are you a football coach?
*Everyone huddles around Amy-chan*
Amy-chan: Ok, on my signal, everyone run like you've never run before.
Everyone: Gotcha.
Amy-chan: Ok, now!
*Everyone runs really fast.*
Lion Guy: Wait! Where are you going? I was gonna make expresso.
*12 miles later*
Kento: I've never run so fast in my life.
Rowen: Hey, look guys! A rusty tin man.
Amy-chan: Ok, now I'm sure I've seen this all before.
Cye: Where?
Ryo: I know what she's talking about! It's called The Wizard of Shnoz, and a little kid
named Judy Dorothy helps a British police man, a door-to-door insurance salesman, and a
money lender. The money lender wants a heart, the door-to-door insurance salesman wants a brain
and the British police man wants a car!!
Amy-chan: Uh, close enough.
Rowen: Hey! Look!
*A figure walks up to Ronin Warriors+ Mia, White Blaze, Anubis, and Amy-chan*
Figure: I'll give you three chaces to guess my name, and if you guess right...
Amy-chan: Uh-oh. Guys on my signal I want you to...
Cye: Run, right?
Amy-chan: Yep.
Rowen: Ok.
Amy-chan: Ok, GO!
*Everyone runs like they have never run before. With Amy-chan in the lead.*
Figure: Wait! Guess my name! Guess my name!
Kento: Ok, now this is getting scary.
Rowen: And it's about to get scarier. There are the gates to Tulpa's castle.
Ryo: The spirits!
Amy-chan: Let us in, you no good transparent mime look-a-likes!
Spirit #1: Guess a number 1-10. If you guess right, then we'll let you in.
Spirit #2: Each one of you gets a turn.
Amy-chan: Ok.
Anubis (muttering): How stupid. There are eight of us, not counting White Blaze, and only
ten numbers to choose from.
Spirit #1: You go first,
Everyone: Who?
Spirit #1: The girl.
Mia and Amy-chan: Which one?
Spirit #1: The girl with stupid outfit.
Mia: I guess that means you, Amy-chan.
Amy-chan: Grrr... My outfit is not stupid. It's very fashionable
Spirit #1: Since when is a Ronin Warriors T-shirt and cut-off jeans fashionable?
Amy-chan: You're just jealous 'cause I got a cool T-shirt and you don't!
Spirit #2: Can we just get on with this, PLEASE?
Amy-chan: I pick six
Mia: ten
Sage: nine
Rowen: three
Ryo: four
Anubis: two and a half
Kento: I like cheese.
Cye: one
White Blaze: Roar!
Spirit #1: Kento guessed it.
*All except Kento look confused.*
Kento: Cool!
*Amy-chan shrugs*
Sage: Will you let us in now?
Spirit #1: Ok. Hey, #2, ya wanna order a pizza?
*Everyone walks into Tupla's castle. Where upon finding Tulpa and Lady Kyra making out*
Cye: I knew it! I knew it! Hand it over Ryo!
*Ryo gives Cye five dollars.*
Kyra: *blush* You little brats! DIE RONIN SCUM! DIE!
Amy-chan: Calm down! I heard that Tulpa had a plot.
Tulpa: Sorry, kid. The only plot I have is one to kill the Ronin Warriors.
Sage: Really? How does it work?
Tulpa: Oh, it's really easy. See, we get you guys here, then capture someone near and dear
to you. Then we... Wait a second! Go away! You can't see this!
Sage: Oh well. Worth a try.
Amy-chan: *cries really loud*
Tulpa: I can give you these ruby red slippers if you want.
Amy-chan: No.
Tulpa: Your loss.
*Amy-chan and crew leave Tulpa's Castle*
Spirit #1: Bye! Come back soon.
*Walking down the yellow brick road.*
Amy-chan: I'm a failure as a fanfic writer! *Cries some more.*
*Just then a figure appears in a bubble.*
Figure in bubble: Don't cry.
Amy-chan: AHHHHHHHHH! Who are you?!
Figure in blubble: I'm you're fairy godmother Belinda.
Amy-chan: Make it stop! Make it stop!
Kento: I like cheese.
Belinda: Ahhhh! I'm lactose intolerant! Get away!
Kento: Cheese, cheese, cheese.
*Belinda melts*
Amy-chan: Kento, you melted her.
Ryo: Hey look! Emerald Town!
Amy-chan: This is too much.
Cye: You're telling me.
*Suddenly an alarm clock rings somewhere.*
Amy-chan: Bye!
*Amy-chan wakes up.*
Amy-chan: Boy what a warped dream. Must have been those beans right before bed.
End