Well, my friends and I have strange conversations that often lead to something strange and hilarious. I'm using this fanfic to record those strange conversations.
This is about Sasuke and Orochimaru
Chapter One
Sexy Body
Sasuke slowly stepped his way through the forest around the Village Hidden in the Sound. His ninja sandals made soft "tap, crunch," noises as they connected with the dirt. A breeze rose up and he regretted the decision to go outside without his shirt. Shivering slightly, he stuffed his fists into his shorts pockets and hunkered in on himself as he turned back to the village.
He'd just moved through the entrance when he ran into Orochimaru. He blinked at him, any words he had disappearing on his tongue.
Orochimaru
Was
Just
Staring
At
Him.
He looked at him, trying to meet the Sannin's gaze, but it was difficult since the older man was staring at his naked chest instead of his eyes, or any other part of his body for that matter.
Nearly five minutes had passed when he finally cracked.
He shot Orochimaru the signature Uchiha glare and said, "What?"
Orochimaru then shifted is gaze to Sasuke's onyx colored eyes. And, with a completely straight face, he said.
"Sasuke, I just want you to know, that I only want you for your body."
Sasuke deadpanned, stepped back, and walked away, forever scarred for life, not like he needed any more of that.
Hehe… yeah, in a strange way, it's true. But, well, we didn't say it that way when we were talking about it.
My Neko has drawn a comic based on the same conversation.