Ashley Massaro was texting her friend Lauren.
"My guy is calling me. Bye, babe." Lauren wrote
"K-K, bye." Ashley wrote back. She put her Physic back in her bag and went to go talk to Cody. When she got to his locker room, he wasn't there, someone else was. It was none other than the conceded jackass, Ted Dibease.
"Hey, gorgeous." Ted says in his "seducing voice".
"Back off, man." Ashley says, already annoyed.
"Yep, I'm a man." Ted suddenly gets close to Ashley. "Want me to show you proof?" Ashley pushes Ted away and makes a disgusted face.
"Where's Cody?"
"Oh, Cody? You mean your guy who's just your little Ted Dibease? Ya know, me and Cody are like butter and olive oil."
"Huh?"
"Cody is butter. I'm olive oil. We're both for the same purpose, but olive oil does you good as I will."
"Or at least in your dreams."
"Well, it's good that I dream about you." Even though Ashley was annoyed, she had to admit that Ted could be sweet. "At least right after I'm done irritating you for not sleeping with me." Or, maybe not.
"Jackass." Ashley sticks the middle finger at him.
"Whoa, baby. Little feisty aren't we?" Ted shot Ashley a "beat that" smile.
"Ya know what; I'm wasting my time with you." Ashley walks away, still wanting to B-slap him silly.